by Scott Creighton
UPDATE: (H/T The walrus) relevant – How to defend yourself when being attacked with fresh fruit
“Suppose someone attacks me with a banana and I don’t have a gun?”
“…. Run for it”
In the interest of public welfare, someone in Valley, Al. needs to fire Priscilla Holley and her assistant principle right now. Now.
W.F. Burns Middle School Principal Priscilla Holley is an idiot. She has demonstrated in the most public of ways that she isn’t necessarily the right choice to be heading up a middle school and being the one person most responsible for the welfare of the children of her community.
She may be nice.
She may be the sweetest person in the world.
She might be a great neighbor who sings in the church choir or even a terrific teacher.
But none of that matters because the program she seems intent on instituting at her school is not only critically ill-advised in it’s naivete, it’s likely to bolster the body count were, God forbid, an active shooter scenario to develop in the halls she’s entrusted to protect. The body count of the children she’s charged with protecting.