Sheepdog Bernie Set to Endorse the Wicked Witch of the West Today. VOTE CTHULHU!!!

by Scott Creighton

It’s been a long primary season this year and the term “disappointed” hardly covers the emotion most voters are feeling in this country on both sides of the artificial divide.

The New York Times is reporting that “the revolution appears to be ending with a whisper rather than a roar” while MSNBC headline says it all: Bernie Sanders to Finally Endorse Hillary Clinton

The Clinton team decided to make Bernie grovel before the master in a state which he won by 22%. A state that doesn’t use Hillary’s favorite method of voting, unverifiable electronic machines. Also see this and this and this and this and this and this.

According to most analysts, Bernie is supposed to be “handing over” the progressives, populists and young voters of the Democratic Party that Hillary and her centrist Business Party ideology couldn’t win on her own. Whether or not that will end happening is for time to tell. My guess is… not.

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VOTE CTHULHU!!! Because…. he IS the lesser of three evils (Trump, Clinton and Cthulhu)

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Actually, it’s not even close.

“Decision” 2016! Proves the Adage: If Voting Mattered, They Wouldn’t Let Us Do It

by Scott Creighton

The freak show that is “Decision” 2016! just got a little more surreal (or a little more revealing. However you look at it). Check these out:

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CTHULHU 2016! Cus Why the F#ck Not?

Screw that lesser of two evils bullshit!

Let’s get right down to it and elect the unadulterated, undiluted pure distilled essence of the Great American One-Party, Business-Party, Free-Market Worshiping, Ayn Randian Defense of Selfishness ultimate hero, CTHULHU!

I mean, shit. If we’re going to do this thing, let’s do it for real. Take the alcoholics at their word:

half measures mean NOTHING!

Let’s stop half-steppin with these pretenders and vote for the REAL DEAL!

Jeb Bush? Killary Clinton? The Donald? Rand Paul? Paul Ryan?

Screw those white-knuckling, 12 steppin tourists!

Let’s CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN AND GO STRAIGHT FOR THE PURE GLASS, BITCHES!

CTHULHU 2016!!!!

(CUS YOU GET THE GOVERNMENT YOU DESERVE)

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Cthulhu Rises in Chile!

by Scott Creighton

See what happens when neoliberal Laissez-faire capitalism runs amok in a nation for too long? It’s either Cthulhu or Killary Clinton. No one is absolutely certain which it is, but for the people of Chile, there’s not a dimes worth of difference (just a little reminder for you voters in ‘Merika)

All hail Cthulhu! The “let it be” deity of Smoke and Ash!

Rumor has it he’s on his way to Greece to meet with the rock-star Yanis Varoufakis.

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