Just Plain Stupid: The Russia/Trump/Hookers/Golden Shower Blackmail Story

by Scott Creighton

And speaking of “fake news”… CNN has some breaking this morning.

Image result for golden shower

what is the Russian translation for this?

Fake news outlet CNN is reporting on this story as if it is the gospel truth and they apparently refuse to link their readers/viewers to the actual 35-page document so folks can judge it for themselves. There’s good reason for that. It’s ridiculous. Here is a link to the entire 35-page “report” (PDF)

Here’s the story in a nutshell: an organization of Trump rivals in the primary contest last year hired some former British MI-6 liar to dig up some dirt on Donald Trump during the run-up to the election. The guy cobbled together some bullshit fabrications about Russia cultivating Trump for the past 5 years while simultaneously collecting sex videos of him and some hookers peeing on a bed the Obamas once slept in for blackmail purposes. The “report” was so stupid and devoid of actual facts, the group shelved the “report”. In their desperation toward the end, the Hillary team bought the rights to it, but again, because it was so stupid and sophomoric sounding, even they refused to use it.

CNN calls this “breaking news” but in fact, it came out on Oct. 31st, 2016 when David Corn of Mother Jones covered the stupid story in an attempt to help usher Killary into the White House. They also refused to publish the document because, as they said, it was “completely unsubstantiated” which translates to “if folks look at it they will immediately recognize it as either a hoax or the work of an out of work desperate man looking for a paycheck”

The report looks like it was written by someone in middle school in 1984. The formatting looks nothing like what intelligence agency professionals would produce in 2015 and 2016 which were the years the thing was dated.

Gateway Pundit made note of that when they called it a hoax way back when.

A 4chan member says he sent the thing to #NeverTrump butthole Rick Wilson as a joke, never expecting him to fall for it, but he did and so did CNN and Mother Jones in their desperation. Seems to me to be far too convoluted in terms of demonizing various other events (Ukraine, Syria, etc.) to have been simply a joke, but could be it started out that way with the Russian hookers story.

The last update of “intel” is dated mid-December so it seems someone was definitely adding to it all along.

The 4chan story does fit at least partially with the official version of events. The #NeverTrump group getting the report first.

We are being told that the top intel chiefs from the four major agencies (Brennan, Comey, Rodgers, Clapper) met with the leaders from both parties in the House and Senate as well as Trump and his people to discuss the specifics of this ridiculously stupid hoax document. If that is the case, our intel agencies are in even worse shape than I thought they were. If they were dumb enough to fall for this, it’s no wonder Trump puts the word ‘intellegence’ in quotation marks when he Tweets about them.

Golden showers with hookers in Russia in an Obama bed? Trump and Putin planned all the hacks to make Hillary “look bad”? Give me a fucking break.

Maybe they didn’t go with the story because they figured if they did come out with it, Trump’s supporters would develop even more respect for the man for getting a couple of Russian hookers to pee on a bed where Obama slept.

Hell, if I had known that back in October, I would have gone out and voted for the guy just on principle and originality. Russian hookers peeing on a bed? Shit, I would buy that video. Wait, I think I already have it…

For those of you who don’t know, the inside joke here is “golden shower” as it relates to Trump’s mythical “golden toilet seat”

Get it? ha? I guess CNN doesn’t. What do you expect from a company that still employs Don Lemon?

Hey CNN. I got a story about how North Korea is blackmailing The Donald over a video they got of him purchasing some extra-small rubbers when he was out with a geriatric crack-ho. Here’s some photographic evidence.

evidence

When do you want to schedule my interview?

Wow. Just… wow.

17 Responses

  1. I’d be happy to leave some fresh sheets on a bed the OldBummers slept in, if you know what I mean …

  2. If anyone knows about Golden Showers, Don Lemonhead would. Reminds of of the Led Zepplin’s “The Lemon Song.”

  3. US Intelligence has jumped the shark. Desperate times for desperate folks.

    A treasure trove of information being released by George Webb on a daily basis. Spread the word.

    https://www.youtube.com/user/georgwebb

    Thanks Scott. Some great stuff these past few days. Appreciate your work.

  4. I’m proposing that your readers would never know what chicanery CNN, etal., might be up to and would freely admit that they don’t give a rat’s ass. The choir to which they preach are as irrelevant as the content of their 24/7 sermons.

    To continue reporting on delusional ramblings of teleprompter readers begs the question: what would be the expected shelf life of these propaganda perps sans the attention unnecessarily paid to them by reporting on just how far afield ‘today’ they may have strayed from the truth?

    Anyone shocked, stunned?

    The MSM are legends in their own minds and exist to most these days only to the extent when they’re mentioned in passing. It’s a given, no surprise here; there’s no there, there.

    The choir has left the cathedral and the preacher’s blank stare falls on increasingly empty pews where former believers once worshiped.

  5. Mind blowing…i don’t do the tv thing but I first heard this on talk radio this am. It’s face in hands shaking head laughing time

  6. I am disappointed that you, Scott, missed the major, unbreakable proof of Trump’s ties with Russia. See, the report states that some Russians offered him some real estate deals in Russia but he REFUSED! Clearly he was holding out for more, specifically for dirt on Hillary. Obviously!
    If his refusal doesn’t convince you that Trump was up to something, you’re impossible to convince.

  7. Just posted a link to your site praising your coverage of the Trump saga at Craig Murrays 🙂

  8. While I am highly skeptical about the veracity of these files and I do not believe them to carry much merit, I have to disagree with a number of your direct and implied comments.

    1) You dismissed the ex intelligence official just out of hand, if he was to have been hired by both sides of the house I’d argue that they must have seen the merit of his capability. He, if this narrative is assumed to be correct, would be an expert in his field and would have much more authority on making these kinds of claims then some person on a blog.

    2) True, the story is uncorroborated, but so were the wikileaks emails. How one is so quick to condemn on one end, but outright deny when it is of no more convenience. One needs to main consistency otherwise there entire argument turn into baseless partisan junk. I know this is not a strong argument on its own, but the hypocrisy on one side of the political dialogue is alarming.

    3) Rick Wilson said in a statement that he never saw the memos until they were publicly released. So that removes the 4chan attempt to take claim for the fabrication. So I wouldn’t lean on that for saying that the emails could not possible be truthful.

    3) Most importantly. regardless of ones political leanings, this needs to be investigated to determine if there is any truth to them. If there is no truth behind the claims, an investigation will come to that result.

    For framing reference, on me, I am an independent who was supportive of John Kasich or Marco Rubio.

    D

    • and of course, Rick Wilson wouldn’t lie would he? nah. he seems like a do-right kind of man to me. Rick Wilson, former CIA liar, worked for Evan McMullin campaign who, himself was a former CIA liar, in their attempt to keep Trump out of the White House and get a proven liar, Hillary Clinton, in the White House. Hmmm…

    • who has more credibility? let me think. what was the Church Committee again? What conclusions did they come to?

      • Seems to be a redundant company theme reminding us to trust our intelligence services lately. Whether it’s historical revisions such as the McCarthy-was-right-all-along commie bull thing, or the “former intelligence” officials are credible sources angle, the pro-company message is the same. I guess this is just part of the campaign to sell Atlantic Resolve (Barbarossa 3.0)?

  9. Just when you thought they’d reached the bottom of the barrel ………

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