“Decision” 2016! UPDATES Jedi Mind Trick Edition: Hillary Clinton’s Deteriorating Health Issues are NOT the Droids You are Looking For

by Scott Creighton

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The Freak-show that is the U.S. presidential election of 2016 never ceases to amaze me in it’s capacity to gloss over the obvious in favor of the contrived.

You don’t see what you actually see. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move on. Nothing to see here. And oh, by the way, McCarthyism is the new black.

Hillary Clinton does not have health issues. That is a conspiracy theory. Anyone who says her health may just be an issue is a sexist, racist, Commie-loving Trotskyite looking to bring America down by siding with Putin, Erdogan and ISIS™.

Everyone knows Hillary is just coughing a little because she has allergies. If you think otherwise, you don’t have your mind right even if her little “allergy” attack did continue later on the plane.

So she had a little cough. It’s just a “one-off”, right? Everyone gets a little bug every now and again like she did back in June.

And like she did in Feb. in New York.

And like she did at the Benghazi hearings back in Oct. of 2015. As we all know, there is a lot of pollen floating around in the halls of congress. You would think with all that money we pay those guys, someone could dust the place every once and a while. Can’t we get a public/private partnership to fix that problem?

It’s obvious that Hillary Clinton does not suffer from what appears to be a debilitating illness that could potentially disqualify her from serving the full 4 years in office in one of the most stressful positions in the Western world. This “one-off” little bug of hers that has lasted nearly a year and seems to prevent her from conducting the everyday business of running for office is nothing but a conspiracy theory and talking about it openly in public means you want the Red Menace to hack our election systems with impunity. So stop it.

Hmmm. Let’s see… 275 days without a press conference. Do the math… back to Oct/Nov. of last year… has one kind of in the plane yesterday… Hillary has to leave and go up front while she coughs uncontrollably… connection? Of course not, that was a trick question you conspiracy theorist.

Remember, these aren’t the droids you are looking for. So stop it.

Also don’t pay attention to the tin-foil hat crowd who worry about Hillary’s odd “humorous” behavior.

Or be put off by how much she likes brightly colored balloons. Everyone likes brightly colored balloons. If you don’t your a sexist, racist, Pinko-commie-fascist and don’t forget that.

These are not the droids you are looking for. How many times do I have to tell you that?

So Hillary is just fine. That’s today’s word. F…I…N…E.

And for goodness sakes, if anyone even hints at this, then they must be al Qaeda plotting another 9/11… or even worse… a dreaded LEFTIST!!!

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You have to trust our glorious leaders. They would never deliberately keep someone in office if they knew to be physically unfit to perform the duties of the office simply because the alternative candidate represented a slightly less neoliberal war-mongering shill for the masters of the universe. We know that would never happen.

“In a new memoir, his son Ron suggests that Reagan suffered from the beginning stages of this disease while he was commander in chief, pointing out that his father became “lost and bewildered” during the 1984 presidential debates with Democratic nominee Walter Mondale and that in 1986 Reagan could not remember the names of familiar landmarks.” Mother Jones

Well, those are the insiders noticing disturbing things about Reagan’s health back in ’84. Surely the press, looking out for the country’s best interests, would sound the alarm if they noticed anything askew.

“Reagan was as shriveled as a kumquat. He was so frail, his skin so paper-thin. I could almost see the sunlight through the back of his withered neck…His eyes were coated. Larry introduced us, but he had to shout. Had Reagan turned off his hearing aid?

…Reagan didn’t seem to know who I was. He gave me a distant look with those milky eyes and shook my hand weakly. Oh, my, he’s gonzo, I thought. I have to go out on the lawn tonight and tell my countrymen that the president of the United States is a doddering space cadet. My heart began to hammer with the import…I was aware of the delicacy with which I would have to write my script. But I was quite sure of my diagnosis.

Because Reagan seemed to “recover”—I decided I could not go out on the White House lawn and tell the public what his behavior meant. So I never did a report.

I was obviously not equipped to interpret what LOOKED like a lapse into semi-awareness. Was it what I had assumed at first: senility? Was it an “act”—a way to avoid answering my questions? Was it some form of dementia (maybe not Alzheimer’s)? I decided I couldn’t report on my observations at all that night.” Lesley Stahl, 2000

Alright, screw it. She’s clearly sick as hell, whatever she’s suffering from, and the press is determined to toe the party line and keep that info from the voting public no matter how batty she starts acting between coughing up a lung fits.

Yeah, these are your fucking droids. Not even a Jedi mind trick can put lipstick on this deteriorating sow.

Guess that’s why we keep seeing Joe Biden acting like he’s running for office all over the country doing campaign appearances with Tim Kaine. Gotta have a plan B, right?

7 Responses

  1. And then there’s George W. Bush, who is only slightly smarter than a Border Collie, and FDR, who was crippled but the public never knew.

    Tim Kaine’s aura of effeminate, creepy menace reminds me of Roberto
    D’Aubuisson, the death-squad ghoul of El Salvador. As those two were in the same line of work in the same area at the same time, I’ll bet they at least knew each other.

  2. I would say that “cold chai” clip reveals that she has an attitude problem, not a health problem. There was nothing wrong with her head and neck – that was exaggeration for effect, to send a message.

    She was also possibly nervy from too much stress. Personally, I don’t like a woman who behaves like a spoiled bitch when she is under pressure. And I wouldn’t be a Robinson Crusoe on that point. Maybe that’s why Asian women are rated so highly now among single men.

    • to me it’s not an “epileptic seizure” like so many other sites are claiming, it’s a problem she has sometimes with editing herself or controlling her behavior. like the “balloons!” thing. Sometimes she doesn’t seem to grasp where she is or, more importantly, who she is. her exaggerated expressions, her lack of self control… are they over medicating her?

  3. >>Guess that’s why we keep seeing Joe Biden acting like he’s running for office all over the country doing campaign appearances with Tim Kaine. Gotta have a plan B, right?

    Maybe that explains the recent clip of Biden embracing Killary for such a long time on the airstrip. Was he just being a letch?

  4. Several bloggers speculate that Hillary has incipient Parkinson’s disease, the symptoms of which include dysphagia, which can happen at any stage of the disease.

    Dysphagia causes difficulty in swallowing foods and liquids, which in turn causes fits of coughing during or after eating or drinking. As Parkinson’s progresses, swallowing becomes severely compromised. Food or liquid gets into the lungs, causing aspiration pneumonia (i.e. suffocation). This is the leading cause of death for Parkinson’s sufferers.

    WE DO KNOW THE FOLLOWING FACTS…

    > Hillary has hypothyroidism, in which the thyroid gland does not produce enough thyroid hormone.

    > In December 2012 Hillary contracted a stomach virus while in Europe as secretary of state, became dehydrated, fainted at her home, and suffered a concussion. The result was permanent brain damage that requires her to wear prism glasses in private. The brain damage also impaired her balance, such that she frequently falls down, and cannot walk up any flight of stairs unassisted.

    > She has had two episodes of deep-venous thrombosis (blood clots in the leg).

    > She has had an extremely rare condition called a transverse sinus thrombosis, which is a clot in the collecting system for cerebral spinal fluid. This, plus the clots in Hillary’s legs, prove that Hillary has a defective coagulation system.

    Whether these maladies render Hillary unfit to be president is another question. She appears to only have one scheduled public rally between now and October 19th, which is unusual for a presidential candidate.

    In a recent campaign stop in a Union Hall in front of a sparse crowd, Hillary suddenly froze. She looked dazed and lost. Seeing this, a group of men rushed to assist her on the stage (not Secret Service). One of the men patted Hillary on the back and told her, “Keep Talking.” Later we learned that this man is a special doctor who Hillary has hired to attend all her public functions. This doctor (a large Black man) carries an auto-injector of Diazepam (aka Valium) which he uses to control Hillary’s (apparent) seizures.

    By “seizures” I don’t mean Hillary’s jerks and gesticulations. I mean her sudden dead-on-her-feet losses of awareness like what I noted above.

    David Pinsky (aka “Doctor Drew”) has a show on HLN, a network that is owned by CNN. On 17 Aug 2016 Pinsky questioned Hillary’s health.

    Eight says later, CNN announced that his show would be canceled, effective 22 Sep 2016.

    Coincidence, or…?

    Pinsky (on his show) puzzled over the “medical treatments” that Hillary is receiving for her many ailments. He said these “treatments” range from the obsolete to the bizarre. “It seems like she’s getting care from somebody that she met in Arkansas when she was a kid.” (Actually Hillary was 27 when she first moved to Arkansas.) For example, she is taking Armour Thyroid for her hypothyroidism, which is prepared from pig thyroid glands, and is unconventional. It has not been used since the early 1960s, because it causes weird side effects, such as loss of bone density.

    The blog below has photos that supposedly show Hillary’s wheelchair. Are the photos real? You decide.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/09/photos-poor-tired-hillary-wheelchair-lift-special-van/

    The blog below has photos that supposedly show a hole in Hillary’s tongue. If the photos are real, then Hillary likely had an oral cancer tumor removed.

    Reader comments about that hole-in-the-tongue are amusing…

    “That’s a microchip. If she speaks the truth, she gets an electric jolt.”

    “Maybe Bill gave her an STD.”

    “That’s where she is storing her 33,000 missing emails.”

    “As a child my mother told me that I’d get a black mark on my tongue if I told lies. Jesus, maybe it’s true.”

    “She has lyaria of the mouth.”

  5. Interesting post. Thanks.

  6. Several bloggers speculate that Hillary has incipient Parkinson’s disease, the symptoms of which include dysphagia, which can happen at any stage of the disease.

    Dysphagia causes difficulty in swallowing foods and liquids, which in turn causes fits of coughing during or after eating or drinking. As Parkinson’s progresses, swallowing becomes severely compromised. Food or liquid often gets into the lungs, causing aspiration pneumonia (i.e. suffocation). This is the leading cause of death for Parkinson’s sufferers.

    WE DO KNOW THE FOLLOWING FACTS…

    [1] Hillary has hypothyroidism, in which the thyroid gland does not produce enough thyroid hormone.

    [2] In December 2012 Hillary contracted a stomach virus while in Europe as secretary of state. She became dehydrated, fainted at her home, and suffered a concussion. The concussion caused permanent brain damage that requires her to wear prism glasses in private. The brain damage also impaired her balance, such that she frequently stumbles, and cannot walk up any flight of stairs unassisted.

    [3] She has had two episodes of deep-venous thrombosis (blood clots in the leg).

    [4] She has had transverse sinus thrombosis, which is a clot in the collecting system for cerebral spinal fluid. This, plus the clots in Hillary’s legs, prove that Hillary has a defective coagulation system.

    Whether these maladies render Hillary unfit to be president is another question. She appears to only have one scheduled public rally between now and October 19th, which is unusual for a presidential candidate.

    In a recent campaign stop in a Union Hall in front of a sparse crowd, Hillary suddenly froze. She looked dazed and lost. Seeing this, a group of men rushed to assist her on the stage (not Secret Service). One of the men patted Hillary on the back and told her, “Keep Talking.” Later we learned that this man is a special doctor who Hillary has hired to attend all her public functions. This doctor (a large Black man) carries an auto-injector of Diazepam (aka Valium) which he uses to control Hillary’s (apparent) seizures.

    By “seizures” I don’t mean Hillary’s jerks and gesticulations. I mean her sudden dead-on-her-feet losses of awareness like what I noted above.

    David Pinsky (aka “Doctor Drew”) has a show on HLN, a network that is owned by CNN. On 17 Aug 2016 Pinsky questioned Hillary’s health. Eight says later, CNN announced that his show would be canceled, effective 22 Sep 2016.

    Coincidence, or…?

    On his show, Pinsky puzzled over the “medical treatments” that Hillary is receiving for her many ailments. Pinsky said these “treatments” range from the obsolete to the bizarre. “It seems like she’s getting care from somebody that she met in Arkansas when she was a kid.” (Actually Hillary was 27 when she first moved to Arkansas.)

    For example, she is taking Armour Thyroid for her hypothyroidism, which is prepared from pig thyroid glands, and is unconventional. It has not been used since the early 1960s, since it causes weird side effects, such as loss of bone density.

    The blog below has photos that supposedly show Hillary’s wheelchair. Are the photos real? You decide.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/09/photos-poor-tired-hillary-wheelchair-lift-special-van/

    The blog below has photos that supposedly show a hole in Hillary’s tongue. If the photos are real, then Hillary likely had oral cancer, and had the tumor removed.

    Reader comments about that hole are amusing…

    “That’s a microchip. If she speaks the truth, she gets an electric jolt.”

    “Maybe Bill gave her an STD.”

    “That’s where she is storing her 33,000 missing emails.”

    “As a child my mother told me that I’d get a black mark on my tongue if I told lies. Jesus, maybe it’s true.”

    “She has lyaria of the mouth.”

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