by Scott Creighton
The unDemocratic National Committee”s (unDNC) convention has ironically been turned into a showcase of the basest most deplorable electioneering I’ve seen in a long time. You have to go back to Rudy “noun, verb, 9/11” Giuliani or George W. Bush’s “Orange Level Terror Alert” reelection campaign of 2004 to see anything even closely comparable to this. And it’s ironic because anything Hillary Clinton touches turns into slime. She’s like a snail: you can always tell where she’s been.
Just ask all those Haitians protesting at the unDNC convention this week, asking where that 6 billion dollars of rebuilding money went after Hillary put her sleazy husband in charge of the project. Ask them if everything she touches becomes tainted by her corruption. They’ll tell you. No one is listening in Happy Happy Joy Joy New Dem Land, but they will tell you, if you were to care enough to ask.
Two things strike me as the most jaw-droppingly perverse characteristics coming out of the convention thus far:
- Vote for Hillary because she has a vagina
- Da Ebil Ruskies are Colluding with Da Ebil Donald to Deny Saint Hillary the White House
The absurdity of the unDNC convention has reached level boss status and that is directly attributable to the person whom they have chosen to represent them this fall in the race for the most important office of the land. With a start like this, I am deeply ashamed to have ever called myself a Democrat.
(I have decided to break my coverage of these two perversity-laden developments of the unDNC convention into two articles since the second is so much longer than the first and requires less offensive language. Part 1 is below)
Vote for Hillary because she has a vagina
It was clear last night that Hillary Clinton has gone all in on the gender card. Even the shills working for MSNBC and CNN were having to address it because what was once a “conspiracy theory” attributed to Trump supporters is now so obvious a dead Helen Keller could see it from beyond the grave.
Can you imagine the reaction from the centrist, Republican-lite cheerleaders of the unDNC were Donald Trump to suggest people vote for him because he has a penis? Can you imagine the outrage if his surrogates were running around saying it’s just fine for his campaign to be directly courting the “penis vote”?
Hillary Clinton has been in politics for three decades. She’s lived in the Governor’s Mansion in Arkansas, lived in the White House, been a senator from New York and been Secretary of State. All of that and the best thing they got going for them is which set of genitalia resides between her legs?
Are you kidding?
The brain-dead Hillary-bots stood starry-eyed last night as an image of Hillary busted through a video representation of the collected former presidents of America after a performance by a female pop-star. It was the denouement of the evening, the grand reveal of the working sub-plot to follow for the next few months leading up to the general election.
She has a vagina… so you should vote for her… regardless of what she is beyond that.
Forget her crimes against humanity. Forget her private server set up so she could delete unfortunate emails. Forget her war-mongering and support for the TPP. Forget the stolen primary election and all those poor Haitians she and her husband robbed. Forget the terrorists she sent to Syria. Forget her bombing campaign against the beloved leader of Libya. Forget how she giggled when he was brutally murdered by her henchmen. Forget her coup in Honduras and her failed attempt at a color revolution in Russia. Forget the criminal nature of the Clinton Global(ist) Initiative, a slush fund posing as a charity. Forget her repeating Cheney’s lies in order to drive the US into a war of aggression in Iraq. Forget she called Iraq a “business opportunity” in 2011. Forget the war she tried to start between South and North Korea over the Cheonan. Forget her Goldman Sachs speech transcripts. Forget the hundreds of millions of dollars being funneled into her campaign from Big Banking and Big Business. Forget how she and her husband destroyed Brooksley Born for trying to regulate the derivatives market before it destroyed our economy. Forget her husband was behind the destruction of Glass-Steagal, the move that allowed Big Banking to use those derivatives to destroy our economy.
Forget all of that (and more) and focus on one thing… one thing.
You would think that I would have to be making this up but I’m not. I’m not that clever. I’m not that craven, that sexist or that low-brow. I’m not that vapid.
“Vote for Hillary … because she doesn’t have a penis.” That should be her campaign slogan from now until Nov. 8th.
I’m all for a woman becoming president. I’m not for ignoring what a human being does which should disqualify them from becoming president just because they happen to belong to that particular sex.
Jill Stein has a vagina. If you have to vote for someone based on that criteria, she’s my recommendation. Actually, she’s my recommendation period. Vagina or no vagina.
For that matter, you’re better off voting for Bruce Jenner to be the first woman president of the country. He still has a penis and uses it to date women, but he’s “woman of the year” according to Glamour magazine. So, feel free to write-in Bruce. He’ll get the coveted Glamour endorsement.
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