If you get the government you deserve, what does this tell us?
Picture this: these two making sweet love after that wedding reception while Bill sits naked on a chair making ready his cigar… and these are the best we have to offer for the most powerful office on the planet.
This is the apocalypse.
(sorry for that mental image I put in your head, but it had to be done. You know these guys are into wife-swapping. You know they are. You just don’t want to admit it. But now, you can never forget!)