by Scott The Purdue Chicken Creighton
Yes, Bruce Jenner is a man and still has a penis.
Yes, he prefers to have sex with women.
Yes, he was speeding and not paying attention on the road and killed some poor woman as a result and got away with it because… he’s a celebrity.
Well, at least he got the bad driver part right. ( ಠ_ಠ )
And yes, he is addicted to attention and would do practically anything to garner himself a new “reality” TV show, which he got after saying he’s a woman now.
That white woman in the northwest who claimed she was black because she “felt” black was ridiculed and ostracized, rightly so, for her pretense.
If I stuck feathers in my hair and said I felt like a chicken, that wouldn’t make me a chicken. That would make me mentally ill.
All of these things are facts.
Here’s another one… Glamour Magazine made Bruce Jenner Woman of the Year because they wanted to sell a bunch of their stupid, insipid magazines.
Field test: when is the last time you heard anyone talking about Glamour Magazine aside from 12-year-old girls and vapid bored housewives? No one gives a shit about Glamour and rightly so.
No one gave a shit about Bruce before his attention starved self-promotion move and no one gave a shit about Glamour til they awarded a Y-chromosome ex-athlete with “man-hands” and a penis, Woman of the Year.
Heck, if Drone King Obama can “win” a Peace Prize, anything is possible in this New World Order of theirs.
White is black.
Male is female.
War is Peace.
Ignorance is Strength.
And 260 pound men can be a chicken if they feel they are a chicken.
So thank you very much for listening to my rant on this pointless subject and I am signing off as Scott The Purdue Chicken Creighton.
cluck cluck cluck. Do chickens cluck? Oh what difference does it make.
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