Screw that lesser of two evils bullshit!
Let’s get right down to it and elect the unadulterated, undiluted pure distilled essence of the Great American One-Party, Business-Party, Free-Market Worshiping, Ayn Randian Defense of Selfishness ultimate hero, CTHULHU!
I mean, shit. If we’re going to do this thing, let’s do it for real. Take the alcoholics at their word:
half measures mean NOTHING!
Let’s stop half-steppin with these pretenders and vote for the REAL DEAL!
Jeb Bush? Killary Clinton? The Donald? Rand Paul? Paul Ryan?
Screw those white-knuckling, 12 steppin tourists!
Let’s CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN AND GO STRAIGHT FOR THE PURE GLASS, BITCHES!
(CUS YOU GET THE GOVERNMENT YOU DESERVE)