by Scott Creighton
UPDATE: I forgot Wayne Carver. HOW DID I FORGET WAYNE CARVER?!?!
Who is the worst crisis actor they ever put out there for our edification? Robbie Parker? Gene Rosen? Elliot Rodger? “Dixon White”? Some random African kid with Ebola?
A reader left me a comment on an older thread basically posing that question so I figured I would put it to you guys.
Let’s settle this once and for all in the…
American Everyman THUNDER DOME!!
[chant] 16 bad crisis actors enter… ONE bad crisis actor leave
16 bad crisis actors enter… ONE bad crisis actor leave
16 bad crisis actors enter… ONE bad crisis actor leave!
Let’s do this.
The poll is here and the videos of their performances are after the break.
Late entries are allowed so if I forgot one of your personal favorites, let me know in the comment section and I will try to insert them in the poll.
Once and for all we are going to know who is the WORST crisis actor of the 21st century!
Elliot Rodger “Day of Retribution”
Richard Martinez “it’s just… awful”
Gene Rosen “What’s my line?”
Dixon White “I’m a Cuban pretending to be a stereotypical racist redneck. I want a JOB!”
Bianca De Kock “He wanted… to do this”
Random naked African Child with “Ebola” “CNN does what CNN does”
Harley Guy Mark Walsh “It looked like a movie”
Anthony Scott and “the random dude standing with him “
Judy Scott “I am very very upset”
Carlos Arredondo “Look at my bloody flag. LOOOOK at it!”
Robbie Parker “Sudden breathless sorrow”
John Weaver “How many shots was that again?”
Neil Heslin “doing that old guy from Pet Cemetery”
President Obama “I’m sorry was that a tear or a fly? Or just part of the script?”
Wayne Carver “uh… uh… hee hee hee”
Cassidy Stay “I love Harry Potter (I’m goin to Disney World!)”
Yeah, they’re laughing at us
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