by Scott Creighton
UPDATE: Found on the front page of Conde Nast’s REDDIT:
Here’s some news on that same level:
“ Elvis Seen Leading a Band of Dwarves and Elves in a Nightclub on the Moon!!! He Was ROCKIN!!!” [unconfirmed] (bullshit news source)
It’s no wonder American Everyman was shadow banned by Reddit after their sale to Conde Nast.
We have already discussed the horrible timing of ISIS™ propaganda videos. They always seem to show up, directed at creating a perfect pretext at the perfect time for one Western country or another to use their efforts to advance their own anti-ISIS™ agenda. Either ISIS™ and their propaganda arm are the dumbest human beings on the planet who also happen to possess a death wish… or…
Today’s latest ISIS™ Crisis installment is brought to you by the folks at “British Parliament Needs Cover for Upcoming “Bomb Syria” Vote”
The British Parliament voted yesterday by an overwhelming majority to give David Cameron the authorization he needed to launch air-strikes in Iraq to help the Obama administration and a few dictators from Middle Eastern countries crush the anti-Maliki uprising taking place in the country right now. ISIS™ is the cover for that particularly disdainful operation.
Britain’s parliament on Friday overwhelmingly approved airstrikes in Iraq against targets of the extremist group calling itself the Islamic State…
The UK will now join an airstrike campaign that has been led by the US since early August. The US has conducted more than 200 strikes against ISIS-held targets in Iraq, and this week expanded the air campaign into Syria. The motion in Britain’s parliament rules out strikes in Syria in lieu of a separate vote. Business Insider
So of course, possessing the worst timing in the history of any propaganda campaign, the folks at ISIS™ released a video showing them “beheading” a British “aid worker” (wink wink) who was “helping” the people of Syria. If you recall, the last “aid worker” beheaded by ISIS™ worked for a company tied to :
- United States Agency for International Development
- United States Department of State
- Open Society Foundations
- Asian Development Bank
- World Bank
- United Nations Democracy Fund
That’s some “aid” huh?
The latest “victim” is Alan Henning and he was apparently abducted some time after this past Christmas while working for a company driving an ambulance in a convoy from Turkey into Syria. Keep in mind… Alan wasn’t (isn’t?) a trained EMT.. he’s a f*ckin cabbie from Britain. Driving an ambulance…
An ambulance? Why pack up all your “aid” in an ambulance and drive it into the country? If you’re there on legitimate humanitarian efforts, why disguise yourself as an ambulance crew?
Look at this picture: do you think a real ambulance would have their spare tire just tossed in the back which is apparently packed with various shit in various boxes?
Hmmm… who else goes from Turkey into Syria? Oh yeah, the terrorists hired by the U.S. and Saudi Arabia do. That’s who.
I wonder if Alan every gave anyone a ride back into Turkey who happened to have some wounds. hmmm….
If Mr. Henning was actually “helping” the people of Syria, why was he sneaking into the country from Turkey? Anybody want to field that one? And how much “helping” could he have done in a half-hour… no, I’m not kidding:
December 2013: Alan Henning, from Salford, kidnapped while travelling with a humanitarian aid convoy shortly after crossing into Syria from Turkey. It is believed he was captured just half-an-hour after arriving in the country. Manchester Evening News
Seems to me that he had just enough time to run into Syria and take a PR photo with a little brown baby.
But wait… ObamaGod says he’s a hero, loved by the Syrian people:
“Mr Henning worked to help improve the lives of the Syrian people and his death is a great loss for them, for his family and the people of the United Kingdom,” the American president said. Telegraph
I guess as far as Obama is concerned, that isn’t really a lie: the CIA, the State Department, NGOs like the National Endowment for Democracy and all the rest often gain access to various targeted nations under the cover of being “aid workers” and in their minds, the brutality they provide assistance with will ultimately “help improve the lives” of the people of that targeted nation… or at least, it’s help a few of their richest oligarchs.
Here’s a picture of Alan with some of the “volunteers” he worked with, getting ready to go into Syria to do some “aid work”
[think about this: in a destabilization campaign, contractors, the real terrorists we hire for our irregular warfare, get injured. When they are injured seriously enough, we need to bring them out into a friendly country, patch them up, then take them back to continue being terrorists. Now you can’t exactly ship them back over in a Humvee with US Special Forces written on the side… so… how do you get them back in under cover? I wonder]
Oh yeah, they look like aid workers, don’t they? How about these guys?
Here he is loading up some “aid”
Wow, look at that. They got 10 whole packages of diapers and 6 cans of formula. Wonder how long it will take them to distribute all of that.
Hey look, they have children, they must be legit.
If some of those guys show up to your home with some “aid”… don’t open the door. Look at the guy in the middle and the one of the far left. Those guys are about sick to death of doing the PR photo shoot don’t ya think? Those guys are f*cking CRAZY. Look at that guy second from the right in the back. Would you let that guy give your daughter some ‘aid”?
I’m having a hard time finding the actual video, since of course they are obviously staged and not real beheadings, the MSM tells everyone “If you watch the video ISIS wins!”
I did find a still from it and guess what you don’t see again? Yeah, that’s right
The link they put up to the video, doesn’t actually HAVE the video. It’s already been removed. Didn’t take long, did it?
If anyone can find it, please let me know.
The next “victim” of ISIS™’s peculiar brand of non-beheading beheadings is reported to be a guy named Peter Kassig.
Kassig is also a humanitarian “aid worker” but, he is a former Army Ranger who joined up in 2006, went to Iraq in 2007, was discharged on a medical sometime after that, then went to Butler University to study Political Science. In 2012 he decided to become a “humanitarian aid worker” and went to Lebanon and eventually Syria to distribute all that “aid”
Funny thing happened though… suddenly Mr. Kassig had enough money to start up his own “aid” NGO… hmmm…
Later that year, Mr Kassig founded his own aid organisation SERA (Special Emergency Response and Assistance), a non-governmental organisation dedicated to providing first-response humanitarian aid for refugees.Telegraph
As coincidence would have it, right before he was “abducted”, Mr. Kassig just HAPPENED to have time to do an interview with TIME
In an interview with Time magazine, given shortly before he was abducted, Mr Kassig said his work with SERA was the “only thing that gave my life both meaning and direction.
“In five years, if I can look back on all of this and say that our organisation is able to truly help people, that I was able so share a little bit of hope and that I never stopped learning then I will know this all stood for something.” Telegraph
So there you have it, the latest non-beheading beheading of yet another “aid worker” right on time to help the British Parliamentarians justify voting for the bombing campaign in Syria. I suppose Mr. Kassig’s fake execution will be equally poorly timed for the interests of ISIS™
This crap is getting ridiculous.