by Scott Creighton
When you watch this “news” segment from CBS This Morning, your IQ will drop by at least 40 points. That’s not hyperbole, that’s not an exaggeration for effect… that’s a Goddamned fact. You will be dumber for the rest of your life because it’s so completely absurd it will destroy braincells, they will become so depressed that they live in you they will kill themselves inside your skull for having been exposed to it.
It’s … just…. that… stupid.
It’s just so stupid.. it’s just so fucking stupid.
The segment starts with Charlie Rose making his “this is serious news” face which is supposed to set the tone. He claims this “new evidence” is “only” going to be reported by CBS This Morning (meaning it’s their product and theirs alone) and personally I wonder if that is reason enough to arrest everyone involved in the making of that idiotic show on charges of being accessories after the fact. They should arrest the robotic cameras while they’re at it. They should arrest the people that made the TVs you watch it on and the guys on the docks who unloaded them off the freighters. It’s just that stupid.
Charley and his co-anchor Norah O’Donnell break this “new evidence” with their CBS News senior correspondent John Miller. Who is also wearing his “this is serious news” face.
In reality, John Miller is a former director of the FBI who is now embedded in the CBS Mockingbird Operation. That will OBVIOUSLY come into play in a few minutes. Bear with me… a few of my brain cells just offed themselves and I forgot wha… oh yeah…
Anyway, former FBI man John Miller says “sources” have told him that it has suddenly been discovered that Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev conveniently scribbled a confession on the inside of the boat he was found hiding in prior to getting out of the boat and having his throat cut so he couldn’t talk.
Miller claims, without supplying ONE FUCKING SHRED OF EVIDENCE OR EVEN THE NAME OF THE “SOURCE” OF THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev just happened to “FIND A PEN” while hiding in the boat bleeding and then began to write the exact same things he supposedly said in the interview with the feds prior to being read his Miranda rights after his arrest. You know, the confession that will be inadmissible in court because it came prior to him being read his rights?
Oh wait, he couldn’t have “said” those things because his throat had been cut on the scene after his arrest. I forgot that part… see? Those braincells did themselves in I suppose.
“Sources tell Miller that Tsarnaev wrote the note in the boat he was hiding in as police pursued him, and as he bled from gunshot wounds sustained in an earlier shootout between police and his older brother, Tamerlan Tsarnaev.
The note, scrawled with a pen on the interior wall of the cabin, said the bombings were retribution for U.S. military action in Afghanistan and Iraq, and called the Boston victims collateral damage in the same way Muslims have been in the American-led wars. “When you attack one Muslim, you attack all Muslims,” the note added.
Dzhokar said he didn’t mourn older brother Tamerlan, the other suspect in the bombings, writing that by that point, Tamerlan was a martyr in paradise — and that he expected to join him there.” CBS “News”
Then Miller goes on to say that yes, this is exactly what Tsarnaev supposedly told them in their interview PRIOR TO HIM BEING READ HIS RIGHTS.
“According to Miller, the note will be a significant piece of evidence in any Dzhokar trial — it is “certainly admissible,” and paints a clear picture of the brothers’ motive, “consistent with what he told investigators while he was in custody,” Miller said Thursday on “CBS This Morning.”
Miller explained that while Dzhokar admitted many of the same details to authorities, those admissions came “during the time he was interrogated but before he was given his Miranda warning.“ The note gives prosecutors supporting, clearly admissible evidence even if there is an fight over whether things he said before he was given his Miranda rights are admissible as evidence.” CBS “News”
In other words, the former director of the FBI claims the 19 year old kid confessed in another way the same things he supposedly confessed to during the illegal interrogation which will be tossed out of court because it is inadmissible and a direct violation of his civil rights.
“ The note gives prosecutors supporting, clearly admissible evidence even if there is an fight over whether things he said before he was given his Miranda rights are admissible as evidence.”
He actually fucking says it. He says it right there. He might as well have said
“Hey. You know that bullshit “confession” we claim he made? Well, the constitution and his damn lawyers say it’s bullshit. So it’s going to get tossed out of court and makes us look like we just made it all up. So you know what happened? You know what happened? It just so happens he took the time and did us the favor of writing the EXACT SAME confession out on the wall of the boat while he was HIDING FROM US trying to not get caught…” “How lucky is that, huh?”
Do I really need to write that again? Let it sink in for a while. Let that just kind of jell there for a minute and let the shear stupidity of it all kinda eat away at what remains of your tattered self-respect.
The whole time watching that CBS segment, I was waiting for the punchline. I was waiting for the techies in the studio to bust out laughing. I was waiting for at least a giggle from Charlie Rose or his insipid co-host.
Absofuckinglutely nothing. They somehow managed to keep a straight face after not only telling us of the new super secret evidence as discovered by undisclosed super secret sources, but then to make it even funnier, they actually told us the motivation behind creating it.
OH DEAR FUCKING GOD are you kidding me?
Here’s my thing. Maybe the people at CBS have been doing this for so long, all their braincells got together and pulled off a Jonestown kinda thing. Maybe they get fed a daily dose of chrystal meth when they walk in the door or some date-rape drug or something.
Whatever the case may be, people need to be arrested. If not as accessories after the fact, then at least for the involuntary manslaughter of the general welfare of the nation because this crap is so horrendously stupid it’s literally going to drive people to off themselves.
We live in that movie Idiocracy and CBS “News” and all the rest are vying for the position of official Ministry of Truthiness Stuff. I simply can’t believe it. It’s beyond words how dumb this shit is. The guy who is linked to the agency that is desperate for a confession that is admissible actually comes right out and tells the audience and those two insipid talking heads why they are making up this new evidence and they just sit there and play along AS IF it all makes perfect sense.
He never explains how come they failed to find this CONFESSION written in the tiny little boat as they were pouring over it looking for the guns he never had. Not a word about that. And he dances over the fact that they didn’t start shooting the boat until AFTER the 19 year-old kid got out of it. That was the big “gun fight” they reported. The cops sitting there shooting holes in the boat with neighbor’s back yards right behind it. Not a word.
The two morons doing the interview played along like infomercial actors. And that’s EXACTLY what they are.
Sorry about the rant but the few braincells I have left are livid and honestly so am I. This state sponsored infomercial is what passes for legitimate journalism these days and I don’t know if they do it just to see how stupid people are or if they do it because this is how stupid the people are who are creating these psyops. One way or the other, there are some very stupid people in this country. And it is infuriating. So, sorry about the rant.
“UNSCANABLE!” “Ah!” “AH!!”