by Scott Creighton
Osama bin Laden, the man who defeated the most extensive security grid humanity has ever known and was able to defy the laws of physics not once, but THREE TIMES on Sept. 11th 2001, a man who was able to hide from the reach of all of the world’s intelligence agencies combined for nearly 10 years, lived for 6 years in a house without so much as a toaster oven and seemed to be incapable of growing a simple tomato plant in his self sufficient “garden”… and may have shit in a bucket in the middle of the hallway.
A new video is out, presumably taken by Pakistani intelligence agents, which gives us a better look inside the “compound” that Osama bin Laden reportedly hid out in for 6 years.
Al Jazeera has quickly put together a report on this story so that they can run a little damage control on it before the rest of the world starts looking at it and saying “what the fuck?”
According to the reporters talking about the video, there were no appliances in the kitchen, no furniture in most of the rooms, and no clothes in the empty wardrobes where supposedly 20 or so people lived.
“You see a garden, you see where they grew vegetables… and then you get a bit of a tour of the inside of the house. it’s a very ramshackle house but what’s interesting is what’s not there… the kitchen is virtually stripped bare, some of the rooms we have seen are completely empty, wardrobes completely empty… the US did say they took what they described as a treasure trove of evidence outside of this house…” al Jazeera “reporter”
What? Seal Team 6 took the stove as evidence? What did they do? Harvest his crops for snacks on the way back home? Doesn’t Halliburton still feed these guys? Can’t they buy their own stoves? Were they trying on clothing in the 40 minutes after bin Laden got popped?
What’s going on here?
Not only that, but the reporters keep talking about the garden they supposedly had on the property which made the compound “self sufficient”. Here’s a screen shot of that garden.
“We can see they had a garden outside so they could look after themselves“
What the hell was bin Laden trying to raise here? Tumble weeds? How are you going to feed a compound with 20 people in it on tumble weeds?
In this shot the reporter seems to throw up in his mouth a little on the “self sufficient” line…
This guy then goes on to say “It’s a large house. It’s a comfortable home” ?!
WHAT!? There’s a bucket in the middle of the hallway with shit in it!
It’s a shit-bucket for God’s sake!
What kind of “comfortable home” has a fucking shit bucket in the middle of the hallway?! Everyone knows in a comfortable home you put the shit bucket in the closet! That way no one trips over it on the way to harvest the fucking tumble weeds.
A comfortable home? Where the fuck does this reporter live if he thinks this is a comfortable home? Where’s his shit bucket?
I think I figured it out.
They didn’t kill bin Laden this past Sunday.
After living like this for 6 years, bin Laden killed himself.
I would’ve and I have pathetically low standards.