The Newest and Most Dangerous Violent Extremist Group of ALL TIME! The TARD™ Menace

by Scott Creighton

It is with extreme sadness that I have to admit, after all these years of exposing and debunking various dubious bullshite “extremist” groups that have been created in order to manufacture consent for one operation or another in service to the Global War of Terror and the banks who fund it.. I have found this latest threat is more than credible… it’s hyper-credible… it’s incredulous… and it’s all around us just waiting to strike.

We are all doomed and therefore must sacrifice any number of freedoms on the altar of security in order to preserve our way of life that currently sucks and is getting suckier because after all, USA™…USA™…USA™

When asked why the White House called an emergency press conference this morning, State Department™ Spokesman Jen Psaki said :

“ISIS™? No, this meeting isn’t about ISIS™ . ISIS™  is so August™. This is September™. Try to keep up. We’re here to talk about TARD™ , the most ruthless, vicious, evil, monstrous, impolite, unfriendly, antisocial social media expert terrorist group to ever have occupied a green screen sound stage! Duh.”

Psaki said we need to build an international coalition to put an end to  TARD™ (not to be confused with the Coalition of the Willing used as cover to create the impression of international legitimacy the Bush administration could not get at the start of the invasion of Iraq back in 2003) she called it a Coalition of the Willing TARDS™ because, as she said:

TARD™  is EVERYWHERE.  TARD™  is NOWHERE. Therefore, we must be prepared to allow ObamaGod the flexibility to bomb EVERYTHING and EVERYONE without asking congress or the people. It’s the TARD™ way!”

Like Colin Powell did at the UN Security Council, Psaki knocked it out of the park. Who in their RIGHT mind can argue with that kind of logic I ask you?

TARD™ is the natural progression of evil. From the Red Menace™, the Lone Gunman™, to the Sandinistas™, to al Qaeda™, to KONY2012™ and Boko Haram™ and back to the Red Menace now “invading” Ukraine…

TARD™ is an acronym for “Totally Authentic (not a) Retarded Distraction” and have absolutely no connection to the CIA™ . We know this because their motto from their slick looking highly professional website states:

“TARD™ ! We’re Bad (really we are) and NOT affiliated with the CIA™*”

(* legal disclaimer: by stating we are “not affiliated with the CIA™ “, TARD™ does not for legal purposes mean to suggest they weren’t: 1. created by the CIA™, 2.being run by the CIA™ and 3. currently using office space in CIA™ headquarters along with sharing a break room with CIA™ employees which includes but is not limited to the unrestricted use of CIA™ coffee makers, refrigerators, and microwave ovens to heat up our TARD™ lunches. addendum: Separate facilities for those TARD™ employees keeping Kosher must be provided.)

TARD™ first showed up around noon yesterday, Psaki explained, at a luncheon President Obama was attending between rounds of golf with celebrities and various billionaires. It’s hard to pick out the TARD™ terrorist in this declassified CIA™ satellite image which oddly seems to be taken from ground level.  If you look closely you can see how Obama’s security staff is understandably upset and ill at ease after noticing something a bit off about the terrorist.

Mr. Miage is about to fuck TARD™ up! He’s deciding which bone to break in that arm

The TARD™ terrorist lulls Obama into a false sense of security with a universal gesture of peace but then, like all evil-doers, he strikes! He can’t help it. He’s a TARD™ and that’s what TARD™‘s do. They’ve been trained at TARD™ Camp in Jordan by someone else other than the CIA **

(** legal disclaimer: by stating they were not trained by the CIA what the owner of this website is actually saying for future litigation purposes is they they WERE trained by the CIA with separate facilities for those TARD™ employees keeping Kosher  provided.)

“TARD™ ATTACKS Obama! Lefties RISE UP!!!!” CNN

You can see the TARD™ terrorist has extensive BSJujitsu Training from the Quentin Tarantino School of Really Really Really Bad Acting and Scriptwriting at the Kennedy School of Globalist Politics at Harvard.

Pictured above, he tries the Lebanese DeathTouchPalmAndPinkyYouCan’tSeeMe finishing move.

Obama grimaces in pain but his Christlike superpowers prevailed and he made his Tee Time shooting a 78 with only three two mulligans, thank the Gods.

Below you will find my extensive photograph evidence of the Great TARD™ Menace of 2014!!

We have been infiltrated and the only salvation is gun seizure, indefinite detention, drone strikes in your local suburbs. working for less in the new normal economy without complaint and giving a free pass to the invisible hand of ObamaGod to do as the CIA wishes for as long as they like.

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The Vegas Shooting – the “New World Order and Shit” and Other Dangerous Ideas

by Scott Creighton

UPDATE: see several updates at the end of this article

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Years ago I wrote that when they decide to make that big leap from the slightly open society we have now to the totalitarian closed one we are destined for, one of the things they need to do is round up the dissidents in a very public manner so that not only are they out of the way, but so they will serve as an example of what happens to you when you think the wrong things.

You can see examples of this taking place right now in Egypt, Thailand and Ukraine. History is rife with examples. Look no farther than Indonesia when we installed Suharto or Chile after we installed Pinochet.

The most recent mass casualty event in the on-going American Gladio op took place in Vegas a few days ago. Two police officers and a woman shopping at WalMart tragically lost their lives. Was this simply a case of two bottom feeders going off? Was it part of a destabilization campaign designed to remake the country into something else? Was Cass Sunstein right about his “dangerous ideas” and the need to wipe them all off the interwebs or is someone helping him make his point as the new CISPA is about to be rolled out?

Let’s see.

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Sequestration: The Obama Created Miracle of America Planned Genocidal Austerity Begins

by Scott Creighton

UPDATE: (H/T Jan) Obama apparently has to officially enact the cuts by the end of the day meaning he has to literally sign the documentation to start the Miracle of America process.

“For one thing, Obama must sign an order formally starting the “sequester” or spending reductions, which according to a new estimate from the Congressional Budget Office, would amount to $42 billion in the current fiscal year.” NBC News

President Obama will officially enact the cuts by the end of the day Friday – but there will be cuts.” Fox “News”

It’s curious that people like Glenn Greenwald have already been making excuses for Obama by claiming he has “no choice” in enacting this process because “it’s the law”. In fact, as you will see below, it’s “the law” that Obama and his team created. But aside from that, it’s also “the law” that he doesn’t kill U.S. citizens without due process, but he does. It’s also “the law” that he doesn’t wage wars without congressional approval, but he does. It’s also “the law” that he doesn’t wage an all out campaign against whistle-blowers, but he does. And it’s the law that he provides congress with the documentation that he claims gives him authority to rain hell-fire missiles down on anyone anywhere in the world… but he doesn’t.

Fact is, President Obama, just like Bush before him, ignores “the law” when it suits him and people like Glenn Greenwald know that all too well. Don’t expect him to ignore it this time. He will sign it or his robo-signing machine will while he starts his three-day weekend on the links somewhere.

UPDATE: For more background on this process please read:

UPDATE: It is also important to note that aside from Obama’s culpability in the creation of the sequestration budget via the suggestion of his National Economic Council Director Gene Sperling, it was his White House Budget Director Jack Lew (now Sec. of Treasury) and his White House Legislative Affairs Director Rob Nabors who met with Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid in July of 2011 to push for the inclusion of the sequestration plan not as a budget tool, but rather a looming deadline to force a deal.

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This is the Miracle of America as it was the Miracle of Chile and the Asian Miracle and the Russian Miracle before it. This is neoliberalism or the IMF structural adjustments program:

IMF structural adjustments (how many have we already seen set in motion in America?):

As the deadline hits and the poor and working classes are about to be slammed with the second round of the American Austerity Plan a.k.a.The Miracle of America (especially here in my home state of Florida), our Vichy politicians are busy pointing their fingers and pretending its somebody else’s fault while they sit in their mahogany lined studies in their overstuffed leather chairs sipping 16-year-old scotch and snickering back and forth to one another… far away from the peering eyes of any TV cameras.

The president is doing what he does best; going on a PR tour to sell the idea that he wanted a kinder/gentler austerity. He went to a shipyard yesterday, he was so concerned about the pending cuts that took effect today. The shipyard is in my former home state, Virginia. People are going to be out of some work because of this “sequester” plan. The fact that he COULD have stayed in DC during that time working on a deal is lost on the apologist dems but not the hypocritical conservatives. What they seem to forget is there was 2 years they had to cut a deal to avoid these brutal cuts to the poorest and weakest in our society, but they never did jack shit to work out an alternative plan. And there was good reason for that. There was never any intention to work out a plan.

In stark contrast to “mostly false” statements by Obama (“The sequester isn’t something I proposed, it’s something congress proposed“) the “sequestration order” comes from the Budget Control Act of 2011, specifically from a proposal put forth by Obama’s National Economic Council Director Gene Sperling and then forced on the senate leadership by White House Budget Director Jack Lew (now Sec. of Treasury) and White House Legislative Affairs Director Rob Nabors… but let’s not forget it is just one small part of an neoliberal genocidal austerity process that they have been pushing for years looking to get the United States on par with the other countries we wrecked in the crash of the derivatives markets that we created. This is economic and social reform not unlike the Miracle of Chile the Chicago Boys technocrats dumped on the people of that nation after staging a coup in ’73.

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The “Miracle of America”: Addendum

The “Miracle of America”…. Oct. 5th, 2007

by Scott Creighton

Part 1: Economic Stability is a pre-cursor of democracy.”

On Sept. 11th, 1973, a secret coup took place in Chile. This coup claimed the life of the democratically elected president, Salvador Allende and installed a brutal military junta run by Augusto Pinochet. It would later be called “The Miracle of Chile”.

From a Department of State memorandum dated Nov. 16th 1973:

On Oct. 24 the Junta announced that summary, on-the-spot executions would no longer be carried out and that persons caught in the act of resisting the government would henceforth be held for military courts. Since that date 17 executions following military trials have been announced. In compliance with court martial sentences, now total approximately 100, with an additional 40 prisoners shot while “attempting to escape”. An internal confidential report prepared for the Junta puts the number of executions for the period September 11-30 at 320.”

When democracy is subverted and the will of the people is ignored and even scorned, totalitarian regimes must act quickly to undermine the indignation and the outrage that is sure to follow. Opposition leaders, trade unionists, “leftist” educators, and writers are usually the first to be targeted. Democracy must be set aside for the greater economic good for a very few select individuals and financial institutions. This is not uncommon. What is uncommon is the knowledge of the fact that this very process is already well underway here in the United States and it is being accelerated in anticipation of an economic world-wide collapse.

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The Miracle of America… or… The SECOND 9/11

by Scott Creighton (reposted from Oct. 5 2007)

By every right this President and his corrupt administration should have been impeached and then incarcerated years ago. But what do you expect from a group of people that we have, by concession, allowed to steal the White House, not once… but twice?

When Nixon and the Chicago Boys wanted to implement the Friedman Doctrine of savage capitalism as a test case, their candidate also lost the free election to Salvador Allende and therefore they had too resort to a military coup to install the Augusto Pinochet led junta.

That coup took place on Sept. 11th, 1973.

Now they are bringing their economic plague home for us.

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Barack Obama is Not “the greatest man of our generation”

The Miracle of Chile comes to America

by Scott Creighton (reposted on March 12th 2012)

Recently I communicated with someone I knew from a previous life; back when I had a future.  This friend is a liberal and an accomplished artist who is committed to the craft of his work and the teaching of others who are lucky enough to learn from him.  “A Life in the Theater”; it was a noble ambition of mine but an achievement of his. And for that he deserves great respect.

In an advisory position, he once tried to get me to step outside myself, to look at a situation from a different perspective and to put aside my previous prejudices, my fears, and my anger just long enough that I may avert a pending disaster.  I tried but ultimately failed and thus a great turn took place in the direction of my life, the repercussions of which were immeasurable. Had I the wisdom or the openness to understand his warnings at the time, perhaps a different life would have been mine. Perhaps not.

But in so much as I should have heard the words of my then adviser and taken them to heart, for my sake as well as for those around me, I have to ask the same of that man now.

I have to ask that he hear not the anger, not the bitterness, not “political euphemisms” or “personal animosities” that make it altogether too easy to dismiss the validity of my claims and the claims of millions of others.

I have to ask of him what he did once of me;  just listen.

Barack Obama is not “the greatest man of our generation“.

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