by Scott Creighton
UPDATE: Found on the front page of Conde Nast’s REDDIT:
Here’s some news on that same level:
“ Elvis Seen Leading a Band of Dwarves and Elves in a Nightclub on the Moon!!! He Was ROCKIN!!!” [unconfirmed] (bullshit news source)
It’s no wonder American Everyman was shadow banned by Reddit after their sale to Conde Nast.
We have already discussed the horrible timing of ISIS™ propaganda videos. They always seem to show up, directed at creating a perfect pretext at the perfect time for one Western country or another to use their efforts to advance their own anti-ISIS™ agenda. Either ISIS™ and their propaganda arm are the dumbest human beings on the planet who also happen to possess a death wish… or…
Today’s latest ISIS™ Crisis installment is brought to you by the folks at “British Parliament Needs Cover for Upcoming “Bomb Syria” Vote”
The British Parliament voted yesterday by an overwhelming majority to give David Cameron the authorization he needed to launch air-strikes in Iraq to help the Obama administration and a few dictators from Middle Eastern countries crush the anti-Maliki uprising taking place in the country right now. ISIS™ is the cover for that particularly disdainful operation.
Britain’s parliament on Friday overwhelmingly approved airstrikes in Iraq against targets of the extremist group calling itself the Islamic State…
The UK will now join an airstrike campaign that has been led by the US since early August. The US has conducted more than 200 strikes against ISIS-held targets in Iraq, and this week expanded the air campaign into Syria. The motion in Britain’s parliament rules out strikes in Syria in lieu of a separate vote. Business Insider
So of course, possessing the worst timing in the history of any propaganda campaign, the folks at ISIS™ released a video showing them “beheading” a British “aid worker” (wink wink) who was “helping” the people of Syria. If you recall, the last “aid worker” beheaded by ISIS™ worked for a company tied to :
- United States Agency for International Development
- United States Department of State
- Open Society Foundations
- Asian Development Bank
- World Bank
- United Nations Democracy Fund
That’s some “aid” huh?
The latest “victim” is Alan Henning and he was apparently abducted some time after this past Christmas while working for a company driving an ambulance in a convoy from Turkey into Syria. Keep in mind… Alan wasn’t (isn’t?) a trained EMT.. he’s a f*ckin cabbie from Britain. Driving an ambulance…
An ambulance? Why pack up all your “aid” in an ambulance and drive it into the country? If you’re there on legitimate humanitarian efforts, why disguise yourself as an ambulance crew?
Look at this picture: do you think a real ambulance would have their spare tire just tossed in the back which is apparently packed with various shit in various boxes?
Hmmm… who else goes from Turkey into Syria? Oh yeah, the terrorists hired by the U.S. and Saudi Arabia do. That’s who.
I wonder if Alan every gave anyone a ride back into Turkey who happened to have some wounds. hmmm….