A British “Aid Worker” “Beheaded” by ISIS™ Just in Time for British Parliament Vote Authorizing Air-strikes in Syria

by Scott Creighton

UPDATE: Found on the front page of Conde Nast’s REDDIT:

ISIS raped 170 virgin girls in Anbar, and 50 Yazidi girls in Mosul [Unconfirmed] (iraqinews.com)  “

Here’s some news on that same level:

Elvis Seen Leading a Band of Dwarves and Elves in a Nightclub on the Moon!!! He Was ROCKIN!!!” [unconfirmed] (bullshit news source)

It’s no wonder American Everyman was shadow banned by Reddit after their sale to Conde Nast.

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“The Turkish government also lends its ambulance crews to ISIS to help treat their wounded. And, of course, let’s not forget the UN humanitarian camps inside Jordan, Turkey, and other neighbouring countries that have served as bases for these terrorist groups.” Saman Mohammadi

We have already discussed the horrible timing of ISIS™ propaganda videos. They always seem to show up, directed at creating a perfect pretext at the perfect time for one Western country or another to use their efforts to advance their own anti-ISIS™ agenda. Either ISIS™ and their propaganda arm are the dumbest human beings on the planet who also happen to possess a death wish… or…

Today’s latest ISIS™ Crisis installment is brought to you by the folks at “British Parliament Needs Cover for Upcoming “Bomb Syria” Vote”

The British Parliament voted yesterday by an overwhelming majority to give David Cameron the authorization he needed to launch air-strikes in Iraq to help the Obama administration and a few dictators from Middle Eastern countries crush the anti-Maliki uprising taking place in the country right now. ISIS™ is the cover for that particularly disdainful operation.

Britain’s parliament on Friday overwhelmingly approved airstrikes in Iraq against targets of the extremist group calling itself the Islamic State

The UK will now join an airstrike campaign that has been led by the US since early August. The US has conducted more than 200 strikes against ISIS-held targets in Iraq, and this week expanded the air campaign into Syria. The motion in Britain’s parliament rules out strikes in Syria in lieu of a separate vote. Business Insider

So of course, possessing the worst timing in the history of any propaganda campaign, the folks at ISIS™ released a video showing them “beheading” a British “aid worker” (wink wink) who was “helping” the people of Syria. If you recall, the last “aid worker” beheaded by ISIS™ worked for a company tied to  :

  • United States Agency for International Development
  • United States Department of State
  • Open Society Foundations
  • Asian Development Bank
  • World Bank
  • United Nations Democracy Fund

That’s some “aid” huh?

The latest “victim” is Alan Henning and he was apparently abducted some time after this past Christmas while working for a company driving an ambulance in a convoy from Turkey into Syria. Keep in mind… Alan wasn’t (isn’t?) a trained EMT.. he’s a f*ckin cabbie from Britain. Driving an ambulance…

An ambulance? Why pack up all your “aid” in an ambulance and drive it into the country? If you’re there on legitimate humanitarian efforts, why disguise yourself as an ambulance crew?

Look at this picture: do you think a real ambulance would have their spare tire just tossed in the back which is apparently packed with various shit in various boxes?

Hmmm… who else goes from Turkey into Syria? Oh yeah, the terrorists hired by the U.S. and Saudi Arabia do. That’s who.

I wonder if Alan every gave anyone a ride back into Turkey who happened to have some wounds. hmmm….

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Obama Says, in Iraq and Syria He Can Kill Even More Kids than Usual With Drone Strikes Because of ISIS™

by Scott Creighton

“Best… political… cartoon… ever” Comic Book Guy

“Best… political… cartoon… ever” Comic Book Guy

Remarkable.

Amid the rise of civilian deaths in US-led military operation against ISIL, Washington has acknowledged that any strikes in Syria and Iraq are exempt from its “standards” applied to other aerial attacks.

US National Security Council spokesperson Caitlin Hayden revealed that the current airstrikes will not be performed in line with a previously announced standard for allegedly minimizing civilian casualties. Press TV

As lax as the standards have been on Obama’s drone and cruise missile strikes, apparently we can expect them to get even looser when it comes to bombing those guys who made fake beheading videos that served Obama’s interests in the first place. Congressional oversight? Ha. You’re kidding right?

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David Haines and the Hundred Billion in “Humanitarian Aid” Lost in Afghanistan

by Scott Creighton

Thanks to the “ISIS Crisis” and several phony beheading videos, “humanitarian” and military contractors alike are frothing at the mouth in anticipation for the big paydays ahead. They are packing their bags, kissing their kids goodbye and heading over to Iraq to provide whatever “humanitarian” service pays them the most. Let’s call them “humanitarian mercenaries” shall we?

Iraq this time around is not going to be as big as it was before,” said Roger Carstens, a former special operations officer who has served as a contracted military adviser in Somalia and Afghanistan. “That said, this new war will present an opportunity for the companies that have a resident train and advising capability to contribute to this new effort.

President Obama has asked Congress to authorize $500 million to train a new Syrian opposition out of Saudi Arabia. That money would be part of a $5 billion fund Obama requested this spring from Congress to help train and equip U.S. allies to fight terrorists. Daily Beast

$500 million to train opposition to Syria out of Saudi Arabia? “ISIS” is Salafist. Wahhabist. Saudi. What a coincidence, huh?

As part of Obama’s new Coalition of the Willing, he’s also teaming up U.S. forces with the most reprehensible dictatorships in the Middle East, most of which have a large population of Salafist/Wahhabist terrorists to hire from: Egypt, Jordan, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, Oman, and the United Arab Emirates.

Nice company we keep, huh?

Yesterday we briefly explored the “humanitarian” work of David Haines, the most recent supposed “victim” of the phony “ISIS” beheading videos. We showed where he was linked to various rebuilding efforts in nations which had recently been forced to undergo a regime change by the U.S. State Department working hand in hand with SOCOM and the CIA.

These are just some of the “partners” that his current and former employers enjoyed doing business with in places like Croatia, South Sudan, Libya and Syria:

  • United States Agency for International Development
  • United States Department of State
  • Open Society Foundations
  • Asian Development Bank
  • World Bank
  • United Nations Democracy Fund

This morning there is an article out of McClatchy’s Washington Bureau which puts Mr. Haines’ “humanitarian work” in a little better perspective.

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The Newest and Most Dangerous Violent Extremist Group of ALL TIME! The TARD™ Menace

by Scott Creighton

It is with extreme sadness that I have to admit, after all these years of exposing and debunking various dubious bullshite “extremist” groups that have been created in order to manufacture consent for one operation or another in service to the Global War of Terror and the banks who fund it.. I have found this latest threat is more than credible… it’s hyper-credible… it’s incredulous… and it’s all around us just waiting to strike.

We are all doomed and therefore must sacrifice any number of freedoms on the altar of security in order to preserve our way of life that currently sucks and is getting suckier because after all, USA™…USA™…USA™

When asked why the White House called an emergency press conference this morning, State Department™ Spokesman Jen Psaki said :

“ISIS™? No, this meeting isn’t about ISIS™ . ISIS™  is so August™. This is September™. Try to keep up. We’re here to talk about TARD™ , the most ruthless, vicious, evil, monstrous, impolite, unfriendly, antisocial social media expert terrorist group to ever have occupied a green screen sound stage! Duh.”

Psaki said we need to build an international coalition to put an end to  TARD™ (not to be confused with the Coalition of the Willing used as cover to create the impression of international legitimacy the Bush administration could not get at the start of the invasion of Iraq back in 2003) she called it a Coalition of the Willing TARDS™ because, as she said:

TARD™  is EVERYWHERE.  TARD™  is NOWHERE. Therefore, we must be prepared to allow ObamaGod the flexibility to bomb EVERYTHING and EVERYONE without asking congress or the people. It’s the TARD™ way!”

Like Colin Powell did at the UN Security Council, Psaki knocked it out of the park. Who in their RIGHT mind can argue with that kind of logic I ask you?

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The ISIS™ Crisis: President Mordor Surges in Iraq

by Scott Creighton

UPDATE: Left cover propagandists like Robert Creamer are already hard at work –  Progressives Should Stand with the President to Oppose Genocide - “But we cannot stand by idly and watch ISIS commit genocide…President Obama is taking the same kind of clear-eyed, confident, measured approach to Iraq that allowed him to find and eliminate Osama Bin Laden and has massively increased the respect for America throughout the world.”

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“Today America is coming to help” President Peace Prize

As predicted, the ISIS Crisis marketing campaign and road show ( a nice glossy corporate style PR portfolio and brochure ; running around playing soccer with people’s heads,  telling Iraqi men they are there to take their women  and claiming to come to New York or London once they are finished with Iraq) has apparently produced enough traction to allow President Peace Prize to start a new Shock and Awe in Iraq. At least, that’s what his handlers seem to think.

President Obama signed authorization last night to allow the military to begin bombing runs and other various actions in Iraq in support of our neo-liberal puppet Nouri al-Maliki and all those “national interests” (read as global corporations) we installed along with him.

President Barack Obama authorized U.S. airstrikes in northern Iraq Thursday night, warning they would be launched if needed to defend Americans from advancing Islamic militants and protect civilians under siege. His announcement threatened a renewal of U.S. military involvement in the country’s long sectarian war… “Today America is coming to help,” he declared. AP

The audacity of a U.S. president claiming we are “coming to help” anyone with more bombs is cute, if not totally laughable.

Note to all other countries: when President Fascist promises he’s “coming to help” your nation… run. Just run. No nation, no home, no history is worth your life or those your children.

When the monstrosity that is the shining city on the hill sets Sauron’s gaze upon your shire, there are no miracles, no wizards, no elves. There will be no merry band of brothers to come to your aid. The left cover of President Mordor sees to that.

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Susan Rice Admits Obama Admin Providing “lethal” Aid to “Vetted” Terrorists in Syria

by Scott Creighton

“The United States has been the single largest contributor of humanitarian assistance, providing over 1.7 billion dollars. That’s why the United States has ramped up its support for the moderate vetted opposition, providing lethal and nonlethal support where we can to support both the civilian opposition and the military opposition.” Susan Rice CNN

Less than a week after an election in Syria showed the vast majority of Syrians wanted Bashar Assad to remain their president, Obama’s US National Security Advisor Susan Rice took time out to go on CNN and let the world know that yes, we have been providing military lethal aid to the destabilization forces we unleashed in Syria.

US officials have refused to say whether Rice was announcing a new US policy. They have also declined to comment on the details of the support to the militants. This comes as earlier reports said the US is ready to begin training missions for the insurgents. Press TV

For anyone paying attention, this latest admission is hardly news. But for them to come right out and admit they are arming and training these terrorists is.

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Globalist Jesus Worshiped at Golden Globes While the “Other’ CIA Film Received It’s Award

by Scott Creighton

Globalist Jesus slipped out on stage at the Golden Globes yesterday and the idol worship and false praise rang out loud and clear from all those Hollywood elites who were afraid to be seen not rejoicing in his splendor. His background didn’t matter, his brutal corporate history didn’t matter, his lies and betrayal of his wife and the honor of his office didn’t matter. All that matters is the fact that he is as rich as the ancient dictators of old and the fact that his fascist fingers grip power with the help of Hollywood’s new team of acclaimed writers: the Central Intelligence Agency.

It was a despicable display of Orwellian servitude by a group of soulless, talentless hacks risen to the ranks of what is laughably called “the A-List” simply because they will bow to their new morally bankrupt neo-liberal god-king.

globalist jesus

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