The Newest and Most Dangerous Violent Extremist Group of ALL TIME! The TARD™ Menace

by Scott Creighton

It is with extreme sadness that I have to admit, after all these years of exposing and debunking various dubious bullshite “extremist” groups that have been created in order to manufacture consent for one operation or another in service to the Global War of Terror and the banks who fund it.. I have found this latest threat is more than credible… it’s hyper-credible… it’s incredulous… and it’s all around us just waiting to strike.

We are all doomed and therefore must sacrifice any number of freedoms on the altar of security in order to preserve our way of life that currently sucks and is getting suckier because after all, USA™…USA™…USA™

When asked why the White House called an emergency press conference this morning, State Department™ Spokesman Jen Psaki said :

“ISIS™? No, this meeting isn’t about ISIS™ . ISIS™  is so August™. This is September™. Try to keep up. We’re here to talk about TARD™ , the most ruthless, vicious, evil, monstrous, impolite, unfriendly, antisocial social media expert terrorist group to ever have occupied a green screen sound stage! Duh.”

Psaki said we need to build an international coalition to put an end to  TARD™ (not to be confused with the Coalition of the Willing used as cover to create the impression of international legitimacy the Bush administration could not get at the start of the invasion of Iraq back in 2003) she called it a Coalition of the Willing TARDS™ because, as she said:

TARD™  is EVERYWHERE.  TARD™  is NOWHERE. Therefore, we must be prepared to allow ObamaGod the flexibility to bomb EVERYTHING and EVERYONE without asking congress or the people. It’s the TARD™ way!”

Like Colin Powell did at the UN Security Council, Psaki knocked it out of the park. Who in their RIGHT mind can argue with that kind of logic I ask you?

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ISIS™ , the CIA, the Salvador Option, John Negroponte’s Brother and James Foley’s Fake Beheading

by Scott Creighton

What does it all mean? Well, I’ll tell you.

Obama Needs Fresh Wine

Steve Martin playing the title role in The Jerk, said “This wine is OLD! Take it away. We want NEW WINE. Bring us some FRESH WINE”

This apparently is the most recent mandate from President Peace Prize with regard to his left-cover operation known as James Foley. The beheading video, now well understood to be a fake, is “old wine”. He needs “fresh wine”

Maybe they’ll release a faked water-boarding video. What do you think? Would that motivate the lefties to get behind Obama’s “fresh” colonial adventures in Iraq and Syria?

The lefties hated water-boarding when Bush and Cheney used to do it (not so much under ObamaGod). And they don’t really have to fake that act. Just hold him down and pour some water on him. No fake head needed. No problems with missing blood. Real simple.

And since James isn’t really beheaded, hell, they could make all kinds of “old” videos they just “happen” to find showing him being 1. water-boarded 2. gang-raped 3. teased 4. bullied 5. shot by Ferguson cops… whatever! The SKIES THE LIMIT!

Get the car batteries and the rubber hoses. James Foley has some more “humanitarian” work to do!

Get the producers from Fox’s pro-torture “24” show and an acting coach for James and GET TO WORK! We could be treated to a new “found video” torture session every damn week. Who’s that woman who did Zero Dark Thirty? She isn’t doing anything is she?

Yes, the Washington Post has done a story about how the “ebil ISIS™ ” water-boarded poor heroic James Foley before eventually taking him outside in some nondescript desert looking place (or a green screen studio?) in order to pretend to cut off his head with a fake looking and apparently very dull stage knife.

James Foley was among the four who were waterboarded several times by Islamic State militants who appeared to model the technique on the CIA’s use of waterboarding to interrogate suspected terrorists after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks…

They knew exactly how it was done,” a person with direct knowledge of what happened to the hostages said of the Islamic State militants. The person, who discussed the hostages’ experience on the condition of anonymity, said the captives were held in Raqqah, a city in north-central Syria.” Washington Post

Ooo. They just “happened” to know exactly how the CIA water-boards folks. How curious.

Well… maybe not that curious. Did you guys know that John Negroponte’s brother was on the editorial board of directors for Global Post where James Foley worked? You guys know that?

It gets better.

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Behold! The ISIS™ Incubator Babies Story

by Scott Creighton

UPDATE: Iraq VP to U.S.: Stay Out of Our Civil War  Former VP of Iraq, a Sunni, was railroaded and chased out of the country back in 2012 by Nouri al-Maliki. He talks about the legitimate opposition movement to Obama’s puppet dictatorship and says they have no idea where ISIS™ came from. Well, they came from the U.S. and Saudi Arabia and Israel. He fails to understand that ISIS is simply a marketing campaign creating a justification for Obama to drop bombs on the thousands of Iraqis who are sick and tired of the neo-liberal state we turned their country into.

UPDATE: Seems the Mosul Dam story was fabricated as well. All it takes is a Twitter account and PhotoShop. Makes Wag the Dog look silly by comparison.

UPDATE: Won’t somebody think of the WOMEN!?!?

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Just when you thought American marketing/politics couldn’t get any lamer… some half-wit businessman comes up with a new incubator babies story as if we can’t remember past yesterday. 400 Palestinian kids have been slaughtered by the IDF… and that really happened. No “Nurse” Nayirah story needed there. Why doesn’t ObamaGod bomb Israel’s tanks and artillery positions I wonder?

You have got to be kidding me. No way.

CNN (of course it would be CNN) aired a story the other day with Mark Arabo, national spokesman for “Ending Genocide in Iraq,” in which the guest laid out the most compelling reasons for getting behind Obama’s bombing of the growing resistance in Iraq: another “incubator babies” story.

“A Christian Holocaust is in our mist. We are actually calling this a Christian genocide… Day by day, it is getting worse and worse. More children are being beheaded. Mothers are being raped and killed. Fathers are being hung. Right now, 300,000 Christians are fleeing Iraq and living in neighboring cities.” Gateway Pundit

The beheading of the children and decorating a park with their heads placed on sticks. This is offered up as justification for all us bleeding heart liberals to get behind President Peace Prize’s latest bombing campaign.

Yes, there it is folks. Wanna see the dramatic testimony? Not as convincing as the ““Nurse” Nayirah in tears” episode, but worth watching none the less.

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The ISIS™ Crisis: President Mordor Surges in Iraq

by Scott Creighton

UPDATE: Left cover propagandists like Robert Creamer are already hard at work –  Progressives Should Stand with the President to Oppose Genocide - “But we cannot stand by idly and watch ISIS commit genocide…President Obama is taking the same kind of clear-eyed, confident, measured approach to Iraq that allowed him to find and eliminate Osama Bin Laden and has massively increased the respect for America throughout the world.”

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“Today America is coming to help” President Peace Prize

As predicted, the ISIS Crisis marketing campaign and road show ( a nice glossy corporate style PR portfolio and brochure ; running around playing soccer with people’s heads,  telling Iraqi men they are there to take their women  and claiming to come to New York or London once they are finished with Iraq) has apparently produced enough traction to allow President Peace Prize to start a new Shock and Awe in Iraq. At least, that’s what his handlers seem to think.

President Obama signed authorization last night to allow the military to begin bombing runs and other various actions in Iraq in support of our neo-liberal puppet Nouri al-Maliki and all those “national interests” (read as global corporations) we installed along with him.

President Barack Obama authorized U.S. airstrikes in northern Iraq Thursday night, warning they would be launched if needed to defend Americans from advancing Islamic militants and protect civilians under siege. His announcement threatened a renewal of U.S. military involvement in the country’s long sectarian war… “Today America is coming to help,” he declared. AP

The audacity of a U.S. president claiming we are “coming to help” anyone with more bombs is cute, if not totally laughable.

Note to all other countries: when President Fascist promises he’s “coming to help” your nation… run. Just run. No nation, no home, no history is worth your life or those your children.

When the monstrosity that is the shining city on the hill sets Sauron’s gaze upon your shire, there are no miracles, no wizards, no elves. There will be no merry band of brothers to come to your aid. The left cover of President Mordor sees to that.

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The ISIS Crisis Goes Full Retard: Presenting “THE CHILDREN!™”

by Scott Creighton

“The U.S. somehow finds it difficult to appeal to the poor with its doctrine that the rich should plunder the poor.” Noam Chomsky

so they have to appeal to… something else…

“THE CHILDREN!™” is the new black.

Children, children, children. Won’t somebody think of the “THE CHILDREN!™”? Well, somebody that is, aside from the influence-peddling, agenda-setting marketing masters who spend their careers trying to craft heart-tugging narratives that will bolster whatever neoliberal/fascist agenda Washington needs at the time. Burson-Marsteller comes to mind but there are many others in this post 9/11 world.

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The process of “crisis crafting” is as old as the hills and just as dirty.

Back in ’89, Bush the CIA, needed help justifying an invasion in Panama and the press was more than willing to weep crocodile tears on live feeds in the hopes of winning a Pulitzer and maybe a spot at the Big Table at the same time.

Chomsky recently wrote about that:

“Instead, a series of fraudulent pretexts for the invasion (Panama, 1989) were concocted that collapse instantly on examination. The media chimed in enthusiastically, lauding the magnificent achievement of defeating Panama, unconcerned that the pretexts were ludicrous, that the act itself was a radical violation of international law, and that it was bitterly condemned elsewhere, most harshly in Latin America.  Also ignored was the U.S. veto of a unanimous Security Council resolution condemning crimes by U.S. troops during the invasion, with Britain alone abstaining. ” Noam Chomsky

Yes, the pretexts are often ludicrous in the career of the average Yellow Journalist. It’s a sort of occupational hazard if you will.

You might think that writing ridiculous propaganda that makes no sense what-so-ever would actually harm a reporter’s career but it’s quite the opposite these days. The Ministry of Truth rewards the loyalists. Always has.

Combating sagging polling results for ObamaGod and his surge in Iraq, while also trying to keep the current ISIS Crisis™ up to date and in fashion, the narrative builders have hacked together a brand new hearts and minds op and apparently today is the product roll-out date.

Yes folks, like a new crappy I-phone coming out every two weeks, it’s time for ISIS and “THE CHILDREN!™”

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You can’t be allowed to “hold a viewpoint that terrorizes… people”

by Scott Creighton

Oct. 18th 2011 Killary meets with leaders of terrorist destabilization campaign in Libya

Last night, Hillary Clinton and her PR specialists held an infomercial in the guise of a town hall style Q&A session on CNN in which she answered scripted questions from “average citizens” about the issues of the day. The interview came not 24 hours after news of the capture of the “Benghazi suspect” hit the headlines and only about a week after her book, Hard Choices, hit the shelves.

During last night’s infomercial, when asked by a school teacher (of course) about stricter gun control laws, here is what Hillary said (video):

“I’m well aware that this is a hot political subject. And again, I will speak out no matter what role I find myself in But I believe that we need a more thoughtful conversation. We cannot let a minority of people – and it’s, that’s what it is, it is a minority of people – hold a viewpoint that terrorizes the majority of people,”

“We’re going to have to do a better job protecting the vast majority of our citizens, including our children, from that very, very, very small group that is unfortunately prone to violence and now with automatic weapons can wreak so much more violence than they ever could have before,” Hillary Clinton

Disturbing on so many levels, it’s hard to figure out where to begin with Killary’s statement.

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On Behalf of the IMF, Obama to Pony Up $184 million to Fascist “Democracy” in Ukraine

by Scott Creighton

Forget orange. Fascism is the new black.

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Not that long ago, the elected government of the Ukraine refused to impose IMF austerity measures on their own people on behalf of the global cartel of international banksters. They decided instead to seek out a different kind of loan agreement from Russia and they moved away from integration with the EU as per the wishes of their people. This kind of disobedience was not to be allowed.

  • Among the reasons Mr. Yanukovych turned away from signing political and trade accords with Europe in November was his unwillingness to carry out austerity measures and other reforms that the International Monetary Fund had demanded in exchange for a large assistance packageNew York Times
  • A $15 billion bailout package secured by Mr. Yanukovych from Russia in December has been suspended, and Ukraine is now hurtling toward default. New York Times
  • Arseniy P. Yatsenyuk, the leader in Parliament of the Fatherland Party and a leading contender to serve as acting prime minister, pleaded with colleagues to swiftly reach an agreement on the designation of an interim government, which is needed to formally request emergency economic assistance from the International Monetary Fund. New York Times
  • The International Monetary Fund has made clear that it will demand austerity measures and other long-stalled economic changes in exchange for any assistance package. New York Times

The fascist government that is in power now in Ukraine got there because the CIA and Blackwater and other outside institutions used a variety of out of power politicians and neo-Nazi groups to create violence and instability in the country in pursuit of their blessed regime change. Here’s a little background before we get into today’s news:

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