by Scott Creighton
UPDATE: President Progressive™(read as: neoliberal ultra-right centrists) UNION BUSTERS: former high ranking staffers, not satisfied with their contribution to Obama’s left cover CHANGE to a pure fascist state in America, have taken on various roles after leaving office battling unions on behalf of Big Business. Nothing says “fake liberal” like busting up teacher’s unions for Bill Gates and Oprah Winfrey.
The ISIS Crisis lives on.
President Peace Prize has shown all his fake progressive followers his determined protector side. Taking his break from his vacation with the super rich, he spoke in magnificent hyperbole as he read his teleprompters bravely:
“Today the entire world is appalled by the brutal murder of Jim Foley by the terrorist group ISIL. James was taken from us in an act of violence that shocks the conscience of the entire world.” President Peace Prize
Palestinian children missing legs and siblings from yesterday’s WMD attacks launched by the most “moral army in the world” are probably sitting around wondering “how can we help Obama stamp out ISIS for killing that one guy? DAMN YOU ISIS!” they proclaim as their one legged mother digs a shallow grave for the remains of her husband… “DAMN YOU ISIS!!”
These kids and their parents are so worried about ISIS killing another guy who looks like some missing journalist, they are busy collecting scrap metal to trade in for cash to send to Obama so he can afford to send more Special Ops troops to Iraq to train the death squads. Oh, how wonderful and generous are the children.
I heard over in Donetsk while the neo-Nazis were shelling the city, all those pro-Russians took up a collection to send Obama a card saying
“Gee… we are so appalled by that beheading video, we really hope you focus all of your attention on them and not the Ukrainian military that shot that plane out of the sky and are currently turning our town into another Kosovo slaughterfest. Please President Peace Prize, avenge that globalist sycophantic reporter for all of us bleeding over here and weeping for his family!!!”
Yes, the ENTIRE world is appalled by that one well timed video featuring a BRITISH MI6 AGENT in a mask beheading some guy that looked vaguely familiar to James What’shisface.
“Well timed” you say?
Well, yes… it was just last week when the Pentagon had to admit their USAID (read as CIA) assets reported that those 40,000 trapped Christian Satanists on that mountain actually turned out to be one or two thousand and they weren’t really trapped there so much as they live there all year round. And suddenly, there was no reason for Obama to commit troops back in Iraq to save all those precious assets acquired by Big Business after the invasion of 2003.
But fear not! ISIS is dumb. Really, really dumb in a “here’s all the justification you need to come blow us up” kinda way.