by Scott Creighton
It is with extreme sadness that I have to admit, after all these years of exposing and debunking various dubious bullshite “extremist” groups that have been created in order to manufacture consent for one operation or another in service to the Global War of Terror and the banks who fund it.. I have found this latest threat is more than credible… it’s hyper-credible… it’s incredulous… and it’s all around us just waiting to strike.
We are all doomed and therefore must sacrifice any number of freedoms on the altar of security in order to preserve our way of life that currently sucks and is getting suckier because after all, USA™…USA™…USA™
When asked why the White House called an emergency press conference this morning, State Department™ Spokesman Jen Psaki said :
“ISIS™? No, this meeting isn’t about ISIS™ . ISIS™ is so August™. This is September™. Try to keep up. We’re here to talk about TARD™ , the most ruthless, vicious, evil, monstrous, impolite, unfriendly, antisocial social media expert terrorist group to ever have occupied a green screen sound stage! Duh.”
Psaki said we need to build an international coalition to put an end to TARD™ (not to be confused with the Coalition of the Willing used as cover to create the impression of international legitimacy the Bush administration could not get at the start of the invasion of Iraq back in 2003) she called it a Coalition of the Willing TARDS™ because, as she said:
“TARD™ is EVERYWHERE. TARD™ is NOWHERE. Therefore, we must be prepared to allow ObamaGod™ the flexibility to bomb EVERYTHING and EVERYONE without asking congress or the people. It’s the TARD™ way!”
Like Colin Powell did at the UN Security Council, Psaki knocked it out of the park. Who in their RIGHT mind can argue with that kind of logic I ask you?
TARD™ is the natural progression of evil. From the Red Menace™, the Lone Gunman™, to the Sandinistas™, to al Qaeda™, to KONY2012™ and Boko Haram™ and back to the Red Menace now “invading” Ukraine…
TARD™ is an acronym for “Totally Authentic (not a) Retarded Distraction” and have absolutely no connection to the CIA™ . We know this because their motto from their slick looking highly professional website states:
“TARD™ ! We’re Bad (really we are) and NOT affiliated with the CIA™*”
(* legal disclaimer: by stating we are “not affiliated with the CIA™ “, TARD™ does not for legal purposes mean to suggest they weren’t: 1. created by the CIA™, 2.being run by the CIA™ and 3. currently using office space in CIA™ headquarters along with sharing a break room with CIA™ employees which includes but is not limited to the unrestricted use of CIA™ coffee makers, refrigerators, and microwave ovens to heat up our TARD™ lunches. addendum: Separate facilities for those TARD™ employees keeping Kosher must be provided.)
TARD™ first showed up around noon yesterday, Psaki explained, at a luncheon President Obama was attending between rounds of golf with celebrities and various billionaires. It’s hard to pick out the TARD™ terrorist in this declassified CIA™ satellite image which oddly seems to be taken from ground level. If you look closely you can see how Obama’s security staff is understandably upset and ill at ease after noticing something a bit off about the terrorist.
The TARD™ terrorist lulls Obama into a false sense of security with a universal gesture of peace but then, like all evil-doers, he strikes! He can’t help it. He’s a TARD™ and that’s what TARD™‘s do. They’ve been trained at TARD™ Camp in Jordan by someone else other than the CIA™ **
(** legal disclaimer: by stating they were not trained by the CIA what the owner of this website is actually saying for future litigation purposes is they they WERE trained by the CIA with separate facilities for those TARD™ employees keeping Kosher provided.)
You can see the TARD™ terrorist has extensive BSJujitsu Training from the Quentin Tarantino School of Really Really Really Bad Acting and Scriptwriting at the Kennedy School of Globalist Politics at Harvard.
Pictured above, he tries the Lebanese DeathTouchPalmAndPinkyYouCan’tSeeMe finishing move.
Obama grimaces in pain but his Christlike superpowers prevailed and he made his Tee Time shooting a 78 with only
three two mulligans, thank the Gods.
Below you will find my extensive photograph evidence of the Great TARD™ Menace of 2014!!
We have been infiltrated and the only salvation is gun seizure, indefinite detention, drone strikes in your local suburbs. working for less in the new normal economy without complaint and giving a free pass to the invisible hand of ObamaGod to do as the CIA wishes for as long as they like.
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