The Newest and Most Dangerous Violent Extremist Group of ALL TIME! The TARD™ Menace

by Scott Creighton

It is with extreme sadness that I have to admit, after all these years of exposing and debunking various dubious bullshite “extremist” groups that have been created in order to manufacture consent for one operation or another in service to the Global War of Terror and the banks who fund it.. I have found this latest threat is more than credible… it’s hyper-credible… it’s incredulous… and it’s all around us just waiting to strike.

We are all doomed and therefore must sacrifice any number of freedoms on the altar of security in order to preserve our way of life that currently sucks and is getting suckier because after all, USA™…USA™…USA™

When asked why the White House called an emergency press conference this morning, State Department™ Spokesman Jen Psaki said :

“ISIS™? No, this meeting isn’t about ISIS™ . ISIS™  is so August™. This is September™. Try to keep up. We’re here to talk about TARD™ , the most ruthless, vicious, evil, monstrous, impolite, unfriendly, antisocial social media expert terrorist group to ever have occupied a green screen sound stage! Duh.”

Psaki said we need to build an international coalition to put an end to  TARD™ (not to be confused with the Coalition of the Willing used as cover to create the impression of international legitimacy the Bush administration could not get at the start of the invasion of Iraq back in 2003) she called it a Coalition of the Willing TARDS™ because, as she said:

TARD™  is EVERYWHERE.  TARD™  is NOWHERE. Therefore, we must be prepared to allow ObamaGod the flexibility to bomb EVERYTHING and EVERYONE without asking congress or the people. It’s the TARD™ way!”

Like Colin Powell did at the UN Security Council, Psaki knocked it out of the park. Who in their RIGHT mind can argue with that kind of logic I ask you?

TARD™ is the natural progression of evil. From the Red Menace™, the Lone Gunman™, to the Sandinistas™, to al Qaeda™, to KONY2012™ and Boko Haram™ and back to the Red Menace now “invading” Ukraine…

TARD™ is an acronym for “Totally Authentic (not a) Retarded Distraction” and have absolutely no connection to the CIA™ . We know this because their motto from their slick looking highly professional website states:

“TARD™ ! We’re Bad (really we are) and NOT affiliated with the CIA™*”

(* legal disclaimer: by stating we are “not affiliated with the CIA™ “, TARD™ does not for legal purposes mean to suggest they weren’t: 1. created by the CIA™, 2.being run by the CIA™ and 3. currently using office space in CIA™ headquarters along with sharing a break room with CIA™ employees which includes but is not limited to the unrestricted use of CIA™ coffee makers, refrigerators, and microwave ovens to heat up our TARD™ lunches. addendum: Separate facilities for those TARD™ employees keeping Kosher must be provided.)

TARD™ first showed up around noon yesterday, Psaki explained, at a luncheon President Obama was attending between rounds of golf with celebrities and various billionaires. It’s hard to pick out the TARD™ terrorist in this declassified CIA™ satellite image which oddly seems to be taken from ground level.  If you look closely you can see how Obama’s security staff is understandably upset and ill at ease after noticing something a bit off about the terrorist.

Mr. Miage is about to fuck TARD™ up! He’s deciding which bone to break in that arm

The TARD™ terrorist lulls Obama into a false sense of security with a universal gesture of peace but then, like all evil-doers, he strikes! He can’t help it. He’s a TARD™ and that’s what TARD™‘s do. They’ve been trained at TARD™ Camp in Jordan by someone else other than the CIA **

(** legal disclaimer: by stating they were not trained by the CIA what the owner of this website is actually saying for future litigation purposes is they they WERE trained by the CIA with separate facilities for those TARD™ employees keeping Kosher  provided.)

“TARD™ ATTACKS Obama! Lefties RISE UP!!!!” CNN

You can see the TARD™ terrorist has extensive BSJujitsu Training from the Quentin Tarantino School of Really Really Really Bad Acting and Scriptwriting at the Kennedy School of Globalist Politics at Harvard.

Pictured above, he tries the Lebanese DeathTouchPalmAndPinkyYouCan’tSeeMe finishing move.

Obama grimaces in pain but his Christlike superpowers prevailed and he made his Tee Time shooting a 78 with only three two mulligans, thank the Gods.

Below you will find my extensive photograph evidence of the Great TARD™ Menace of 2014!!

We have been infiltrated and the only salvation is gun seizure, indefinite detention, drone strikes in your local suburbs. working for less in the new normal economy without complaint and giving a free pass to the invisible hand of ObamaGod to do as the CIA wishes for as long as they like.

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CIA Captured in Syria Working with ISIS? ISIS Now Has Material for Dirty Bomb?

by Scott Creighton

It has been reported by Dr. Mehmet Yuva of Aydinlik Daily that several “U.S. intelligence officials” have been captured along with ” Barzani’s peshmarga, officers from Arab states from the Gulf and ISIS militants ” in northern Syria by Syrian Army’s Elite Aerial Forces.

This story coincides with another report out of Iraq that states ISIS has gotten their hands on a large amount of uranium, enough to make “weapons of mass destruction”

Is there an ISIS WMD false flag right around the corner? Will the smoking gun actually take the form of a mushroom cloud (or at least a dirty one) this time around?

“I think there will be another attack and the next time I think it’s likely to be far deadlier than the last one.” Dick Cheney, June 24th

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Another Horrific Massacre in Syria Conducted by Western-backed Terrorists

by Scott Creighton

SANA news agency is reporting 14 Syrian civilians, mainly women and children, were brutally slaughtered by what appeared to be a well armed gang of terrorist thugs who slipped into the Khattab village in northwestern countryside of Hama province last Wednesday. The images are beyond gruesome. After torturing the women, the Western-backed, Saudi-backed regime change seeking terrorists murdered them then mutilated their bodies.

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The Vegas Shooting – the “New World Order and Shit” and Other Dangerous Ideas

by Scott Creighton

UPDATE: see several updates at the end of this article

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Years ago I wrote that when they decide to make that big leap from the slightly open society we have now to the totalitarian closed one we are destined for, one of the things they need to do is round up the dissidents in a very public manner so that not only are they out of the way, but so they will serve as an example of what happens to you when you think the wrong things.

You can see examples of this taking place right now in Egypt, Thailand and Ukraine. History is rife with examples. Look no farther than Indonesia when we installed Suharto or Chile after we installed Pinochet.

The most recent mass casualty event in the on-going American Gladio op took place in Vegas a few days ago. Two police officers and a woman shopping at WalMart tragically lost their lives. Was this simply a case of two bottom feeders going off? Was it part of a destabilization campaign designed to remake the country into something else? Was Cass Sunstein right about his “dangerous ideas” and the need to wipe them all off the interwebs or is someone helping him make his point as the new CISPA is about to be rolled out?

Let’s see.

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Susan Rice Admits Obama Admin Providing “lethal” Aid to “Vetted” Terrorists in Syria

by Scott Creighton

“The United States has been the single largest contributor of humanitarian assistance, providing over 1.7 billion dollars. That’s why the United States has ramped up its support for the moderate vetted opposition, providing lethal and nonlethal support where we can to support both the civilian opposition and the military opposition.” Susan Rice CNN

Less than a week after an election in Syria showed the vast majority of Syrians wanted Bashar Assad to remain their president, Obama’s US National Security Advisor Susan Rice took time out to go on CNN and let the world know that yes, we have been providing military lethal aid to the destabilization forces we unleashed in Syria.

US officials have refused to say whether Rice was announcing a new US policy. They have also declined to comment on the details of the support to the militants. This comes as earlier reports said the US is ready to begin training missions for the insurgents. Press TV

For anyone paying attention, this latest admission is hardly news. But for them to come right out and admit they are arming and training these terrorists is.

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The Only Standards Are Double Standards

by Robert Parry, Consortium News

President Obama is still embracing Official Washington’s false narrative on Ukraine as he hypocritically blames the crisis entirely on Moscow and ignores the West’s role in toppling an elected president and provoking a nasty civil war.

Sometimes in dealing with the U.S. government and its compliant mainstream media, I’m left with the feeling that if it weren’t for double standards, there would be no standards at all. From President Barack Obama to the editors at the Washington Post and the New York Times, it’s obvious that what’s good for the goose is not good for the gander.

An election in an embattled country is valid and even inspiring if it turns out the way Official Washington wants, as in Ukraine last month; otherwise it’s a sham and illegitimate, as in Syria this month.

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Sisi “Wins” Election – Egyptian “Democracy” Restored

by Scott Creighton

I’m not exactly sure how this sham “election” could be any more obvious. Perhaps I should wait until Webster Tarpley or “Tony Cartalucci” weighs in on it before making up my mind. After all, they are the best pro-dictatorship spin doctors in the business.

“The swift decisiveness the Egyptian military has acted with against what is clearly a foreign-driven, armed, dangerous subversion of Egypt’s stability serves as a model for other nations to follow, including Thailand which is facing down the prospect of widespread terrorism carried out by extremists loyal to the US-backed, crumbling regime of Thaksin Shinawatra. It is a model that had Syria or Libya followed, tens of thousands of lives could have been spared, and the lives of millions more left unscathed by years of bloodshed and war. ” “Tony Cartalucci” (not his real name) March 25, 2014

Yes, if we just had a few more brutal military juntas followed up by outrageous political repression in places like Syria and Libya, all that needless violence would have come to an end… sooner.  And the IMF would be happy as clams just like they are in Egypt and Thailand.

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