The Newest and Most Dangerous Violent Extremist Group of ALL TIME! The TARD™ Menace

by Scott Creighton

It is with extreme sadness that I have to admit, after all these years of exposing and debunking various dubious bullshite “extremist” groups that have been created in order to manufacture consent for one operation or another in service to the Global War of Terror and the banks who fund it.. I have found this latest threat is more than credible… it’s hyper-credible… it’s incredulous… and it’s all around us just waiting to strike.

We are all doomed and therefore must sacrifice any number of freedoms on the altar of security in order to preserve our way of life that currently sucks and is getting suckier because after all, USA™…USA™…USA™

When asked why the White House called an emergency press conference this morning, State Department™ Spokesman Jen Psaki said :

“ISIS™? No, this meeting isn’t about ISIS™ . ISIS™  is so August™. This is September™. Try to keep up. We’re here to talk about TARD™ , the most ruthless, vicious, evil, monstrous, impolite, unfriendly, antisocial social media expert terrorist group to ever have occupied a green screen sound stage! Duh.”

Psaki said we need to build an international coalition to put an end to  TARD™ (not to be confused with the Coalition of the Willing used as cover to create the impression of international legitimacy the Bush administration could not get at the start of the invasion of Iraq back in 2003) she called it a Coalition of the Willing TARDS™ because, as she said:

TARD™  is EVERYWHERE.  TARD™  is NOWHERE. Therefore, we must be prepared to allow ObamaGod the flexibility to bomb EVERYTHING and EVERYONE without asking congress or the people. It’s the TARD™ way!”

Like Colin Powell did at the UN Security Council, Psaki knocked it out of the park. Who in their RIGHT mind can argue with that kind of logic I ask you?

TARD™ is the natural progression of evil. From the Red Menace™, the Lone Gunman™, to the Sandinistas™, to al Qaeda™, to KONY2012™ and Boko Haram™ and back to the Red Menace now “invading” Ukraine…

TARD™ is an acronym for “Totally Authentic (not a) Retarded Distraction” and have absolutely no connection to the CIA™ . We know this because their motto from their slick looking highly professional website states:

“TARD™ ! We’re Bad (really we are) and NOT affiliated with the CIA™*”

(* legal disclaimer: by stating we are “not affiliated with the CIA™ “, TARD™ does not for legal purposes mean to suggest they weren’t: 1. created by the CIA™, 2.being run by the CIA™ and 3. currently using office space in CIA™ headquarters along with sharing a break room with CIA™ employees which includes but is not limited to the unrestricted use of CIA™ coffee makers, refrigerators, and microwave ovens to heat up our TARD™ lunches. addendum: Separate facilities for those TARD™ employees keeping Kosher must be provided.)

TARD™ first showed up around noon yesterday, Psaki explained, at a luncheon President Obama was attending between rounds of golf with celebrities and various billionaires. It’s hard to pick out the TARD™ terrorist in this declassified CIA™ satellite image which oddly seems to be taken from ground level.  If you look closely you can see how Obama’s security staff is understandably upset and ill at ease after noticing something a bit off about the terrorist.

Mr. Miage is about to fuck TARD™ up! He’s deciding which bone to break in that arm

The TARD™ terrorist lulls Obama into a false sense of security with a universal gesture of peace but then, like all evil-doers, he strikes! He can’t help it. He’s a TARD™ and that’s what TARD™‘s do. They’ve been trained at TARD™ Camp in Jordan by someone else other than the CIA **

(** legal disclaimer: by stating they were not trained by the CIA what the owner of this website is actually saying for future litigation purposes is they they WERE trained by the CIA with separate facilities for those TARD™ employees keeping Kosher  provided.)

“TARD™ ATTACKS Obama! Lefties RISE UP!!!!” CNN

You can see the TARD™ terrorist has extensive BSJujitsu Training from the Quentin Tarantino School of Really Really Really Bad Acting and Scriptwriting at the Kennedy School of Globalist Politics at Harvard.

Pictured above, he tries the Lebanese DeathTouchPalmAndPinkyYouCan’tSeeMe finishing move.

Obama grimaces in pain but his Christlike superpowers prevailed and he made his Tee Time shooting a 78 with only three two mulligans, thank the Gods.

Below you will find my extensive photograph evidence of the Great TARD™ Menace of 2014!!

We have been infiltrated and the only salvation is gun seizure, indefinite detention, drone strikes in your local suburbs. working for less in the new normal economy without complaint and giving a free pass to the invisible hand of ObamaGod to do as the CIA wishes for as long as they like.

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Glenn Greenwald Reviews the CIA’s Latest Movie Zero Dark Thirty – Can You Say “Limited Hangout”?

by Scott Creighton

Glenn Greenwald has a new article up about this horrendous piece of globalist propaganda called Zero Dark Thirty. It’s supposedly the “true story” of how the great ObamaGod got the “ebil” bin Laden via an assassination raid into Pakistan last year.

Glenn accurately points out that the film is complete propaganda. He can’t help but notice that. It was after all based on “intelligence” spoon fed to the government shill Kathryn Bigelow after she was granted an Oscar award for her other recent propaganda piece, the Hurt Locker.

“It was discovered that CIA and White House officials had met with its filmmakers and passed non-public information to them – at exactly the same time that DOJ officials were in federal court resisting transparency requests from media outlets and activist groups on the ground that it was all classified.” Glenn Greenwald

It’s clear that Operation Mockingbird hasn’t simply been revived, brought back from the dead in the wake of 9/11, it’s become the sole source of new material in Hollywood (they simply refused to make Cloud Atlas and snubbed Avatar by giving the academy award to Hurt Locker instead). The only thing Hollywood will fund these days is propaganda, pure and simple.

But Glenn misses the point (as he sometimes does when it comes to important fundamental stuff like this) by focusing his entire criticism of the film on the fact that it justifies torture to the exclusion of even the well-known facts surrounding the “official story” of the bin Laden raid.

and now for the rest of the story…

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WHO WAS OSAMA? WHO IS OBAMA?

by Michel Chossudovsky, Global Research

While the President and Commander in Chief of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama “celebrates” the first anniversary of the alleged death of bin Laden, the substantive issue as to WHO WAS OSAMA BIN LADEN remains unheralded.  (Remarks by President Obama in Address to the Nation from Bagram Air Base, Afghanistan, see video at foot of article)

Through lies and fabrications –which he intends to use in his election campaign– president Obama`s carefully scripted speech upholds a world of total fantasy, in which “bad guys” are lurking and “plotting acts of terror”. Meanwhile, Islamic “jihadists” are said to be threatening Western civilization.

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The Official Final Chapter of bin Laden Myth is Aptly Named After a Myth

by Scott Creighton

A myth for a myth

Aren’t they clever? They named the final chapter of the bin Laden myth after a Roman mythological figure. That should earn more than a few insider’s snickers down at the old CFR building.

One month has passed since the last bin Laden distraction card was played and they have finally got the story ironed out enough to smooth over all the little wrinkles and declare this last version, or the next to the last version, as the “official” version of what happened and who better to put forward that new, almost complete, official version, than the Council on Foreign Relations.

It’s a stunning example of what I like to call Propaganda Multitasking. Light on facts, heavy on revision, and always keeping an eye on the next prize, Pakistan.

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Osama Bin Laden’s Death?-News Analysis-05-04-2011

Part 1

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Take a Look – Same Guy?

Fake Bin Laden Home Video

by Scott Creighton

You gotta be kidding me. “That’s bin Laden’s ear! I would know it anywhere!”

CNN is breathlessly reporting a new video of bin Laden “as we have never seen him before. Watching al Jazeera and stroking his beard”

Apparently the White House arranged a viewing for some of their most sycophantic “reporters” and they showed them this laughable bit of Insta-PR.  Notice that the “reporter” mentions that the White House choose not to play the audio part of the video for them…

What follows is a video of a guy shot from behind and to the left, not even in full profile, who never turns toward the camera, is wearing a blanket across his body so you can’t see anything but the back side of his head and a little of the left side of his face.

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