The Newest and Most Dangerous Violent Extremist Group of ALL TIME! The TARD™ Menace

by Scott Creighton

It is with extreme sadness that I have to admit, after all these years of exposing and debunking various dubious bullshite “extremist” groups that have been created in order to manufacture consent for one operation or another in service to the Global War of Terror and the banks who fund it.. I have found this latest threat is more than credible… it’s hyper-credible… it’s incredulous… and it’s all around us just waiting to strike.

We are all doomed and therefore must sacrifice any number of freedoms on the altar of security in order to preserve our way of life that currently sucks and is getting suckier because after all, USA™…USA™…USA™

When asked why the White House called an emergency press conference this morning, State Department™ Spokesman Jen Psaki said :

“ISIS™? No, this meeting isn’t about ISIS™ . ISIS™  is so August™. This is September™. Try to keep up. We’re here to talk about TARD™ , the most ruthless, vicious, evil, monstrous, impolite, unfriendly, antisocial social media expert terrorist group to ever have occupied a green screen sound stage! Duh.”

Psaki said we need to build an international coalition to put an end to  TARD™ (not to be confused with the Coalition of the Willing used as cover to create the impression of international legitimacy the Bush administration could not get at the start of the invasion of Iraq back in 2003) she called it a Coalition of the Willing TARDS™ because, as she said:

TARD™  is EVERYWHERE.  TARD™  is NOWHERE. Therefore, we must be prepared to allow ObamaGod the flexibility to bomb EVERYTHING and EVERYONE without asking congress or the people. It’s the TARD™ way!”

Like Colin Powell did at the UN Security Council, Psaki knocked it out of the park. Who in their RIGHT mind can argue with that kind of logic I ask you?

TARD™ is the natural progression of evil. From the Red Menace™, the Lone Gunman™, to the Sandinistas™, to al Qaeda™, to KONY2012™ and Boko Haram™ and back to the Red Menace now “invading” Ukraine…

TARD™ is an acronym for “Totally Authentic (not a) Retarded Distraction” and have absolutely no connection to the CIA™ . We know this because their motto from their slick looking highly professional website states:

“TARD™ ! We’re Bad (really we are) and NOT affiliated with the CIA™*”

(* legal disclaimer: by stating we are “not affiliated with the CIA™ “, TARD™ does not for legal purposes mean to suggest they weren’t: 1. created by the CIA™, 2.being run by the CIA™ and 3. currently using office space in CIA™ headquarters along with sharing a break room with CIA™ employees which includes but is not limited to the unrestricted use of CIA™ coffee makers, refrigerators, and microwave ovens to heat up our TARD™ lunches. addendum: Separate facilities for those TARD™ employees keeping Kosher must be provided.)

TARD™ first showed up around noon yesterday, Psaki explained, at a luncheon President Obama was attending between rounds of golf with celebrities and various billionaires. It’s hard to pick out the TARD™ terrorist in this declassified CIA™ satellite image which oddly seems to be taken from ground level.  If you look closely you can see how Obama’s security staff is understandably upset and ill at ease after noticing something a bit off about the terrorist.

Mr. Miage is about to fuck TARD™ up! He’s deciding which bone to break in that arm

The TARD™ terrorist lulls Obama into a false sense of security with a universal gesture of peace but then, like all evil-doers, he strikes! He can’t help it. He’s a TARD™ and that’s what TARD™‘s do. They’ve been trained at TARD™ Camp in Jordan by someone else other than the CIA **

(** legal disclaimer: by stating they were not trained by the CIA what the owner of this website is actually saying for future litigation purposes is they they WERE trained by the CIA with separate facilities for those TARD™ employees keeping Kosher  provided.)

“TARD™ ATTACKS Obama! Lefties RISE UP!!!!” CNN

You can see the TARD™ terrorist has extensive BSJujitsu Training from the Quentin Tarantino School of Really Really Really Bad Acting and Scriptwriting at the Kennedy School of Globalist Politics at Harvard.

Pictured above, he tries the Lebanese DeathTouchPalmAndPinkyYouCan’tSeeMe finishing move.

Obama grimaces in pain but his Christlike superpowers prevailed and he made his Tee Time shooting a 78 with only three two mulligans, thank the Gods.

Below you will find my extensive photograph evidence of the Great TARD™ Menace of 2014!!

We have been infiltrated and the only salvation is gun seizure, indefinite detention, drone strikes in your local suburbs. working for less in the new normal economy without complaint and giving a free pass to the invisible hand of ObamaGod to do as the CIA wishes for as long as they like.

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Worst Performance of a Featured Actor in a Crisis Production Goes to…

… this guy (found this over at Jpaulson’s website What They Don’t Tell You):

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Of course, we all know the award for the Worst Performance in a Leading Role in a Crisis Production went to this guy (and he REALLY deserved it):

American Gladio: The Santa Barbara Shooting – Motive Video is Worst Acting EVER! (EVER)

You can’t be allowed to “hold a viewpoint that terrorizes… people”

by Scott Creighton

Oct. 18th 2011 Killary meets with leaders of terrorist destabilization campaign in Libya

Last night, Hillary Clinton and her PR specialists held an infomercial in the guise of a town hall style Q&A session on CNN in which she answered scripted questions from “average citizens” about the issues of the day. The interview came not 24 hours after news of the capture of the “Benghazi suspect” hit the headlines and only about a week after her book, Hard Choices, hit the shelves.

During last night’s infomercial, when asked by a school teacher (of course) about stricter gun control laws, here is what Hillary said (video):

“I’m well aware that this is a hot political subject. And again, I will speak out no matter what role I find myself in But I believe that we need a more thoughtful conversation. We cannot let a minority of people – and it’s, that’s what it is, it is a minority of people – hold a viewpoint that terrorizes the majority of people,”

“We’re going to have to do a better job protecting the vast majority of our citizens, including our children, from that very, very, very small group that is unfortunately prone to violence and now with automatic weapons can wreak so much more violence than they ever could have before,” Hillary Clinton

Disturbing on so many levels, it’s hard to figure out where to begin with Killary’s statement.

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Jon “Troll” Holley Still Milking that James Holmes Cash Cow for his Billionaire Boss Philip Anschutz

by Scott Creighton (first appeared as a comment, but I like this troll so much, I thought I would make a headline out of it)

(for those of you who don’t know…)

Jon here is Jon Holley who just happens to be a personal troll of mine who likes to show up whenever I mention James Holmes and try to convince people here of his guilt and by extension, the innocence of his boss. If it just so happens Jon makes a little money selling his “ground breaking” book at the same time, so be it, right? After all, according to Jon:

“Jon has an extensive amount of experience in the knowledge based economy from data mining to reporting unique content”

Yes, Jon is in the “knowledge based economy”, writing for Tulsa media outlets like the Tulsa Examiner.com where he holds the prestigious title of “Television Examiner

ooooo. Jon can watch TV.

Aside from watching television, Jon seems very committed to the act of trying to make sure that no one considers anything about the Aurora Massacre that steps too far out of the “James Holmes did it by himself” range.

Perhaps that’s because Jon’s boss is Philip Anschutz.

“Examiner.com is a division of Clarity Media Group, of The Anschutz Corporation which is primarily owned by Philip Anschutz.”

Philip, as it turns out, isn’t just the guy who signs Jon’s paycheck, he also happens to be the guy who donated 100 million bucks to the Anschutz Medical School where James Holmes was attending college. The same place where all that “evidence” against him was “found”

And then there is this:

“Regal Entertainment Group, the largest movie theater chain in the world, with approximately 7,000 screens. Anschutz owns more than half of the company, which is a collection of former bankrupt chains.”

That’s right, the location of the shooting involving the patsy cultivated at Anschutz’ medical school, just HAPPENED to take place at Mr. Anschutz’ biggest business rival. What a coincidence.

Of course, one has too ask why would someone like Anschutz be involved in an activity like this one? Just check out the history.

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Oregon High School Shooting

by Scott Creighton

So, what now? Will this latest instance of gun violence compel Congress to act? CNN

The mass casualty events are coming fast and furious at this point. Yes, I deliberately used that terminology as a reminder of how this administration shipped illegal weapons into Mexico to help destabilize that country by arming Big Banking’s favorite drug cartel. Just thought I would put this in perspective.

Here’s a little info on this latest American Gladio mass casualty event:

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The Vegas Shooting – the “New World Order and Shit” and Other Dangerous Ideas

by Scott Creighton

UPDATE: see several updates at the end of this article

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Years ago I wrote that when they decide to make that big leap from the slightly open society we have now to the totalitarian closed one we are destined for, one of the things they need to do is round up the dissidents in a very public manner so that not only are they out of the way, but so they will serve as an example of what happens to you when you think the wrong things.

You can see examples of this taking place right now in Egypt, Thailand and Ukraine. History is rife with examples. Look no farther than Indonesia when we installed Suharto or Chile after we installed Pinochet.

The most recent mass casualty event in the on-going American Gladio op took place in Vegas a few days ago. Two police officers and a woman shopping at WalMart tragically lost their lives. Was this simply a case of two bottom feeders going off? Was it part of a destabilization campaign designed to remake the country into something else? Was Cass Sunstein right about his “dangerous ideas” and the need to wipe them all off the interwebs or is someone helping him make his point as the new CISPA is about to be rolled out?

Let’s see.

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Santa Barbara Shooting – Victim on Bike Was NOT Second Person Seen in the Car by Witnesses

by Scott Creighton

(Just a quick note)

Some people have been suggesting that the two witnesses who saw a second person in the car with the alleged assailant might have been one of the victims who was riding a bicycle and struck by the black BMW ending up crashing through the windshield and remaining in the vehicle when the police arrived at the scene. I wondered that myself so I took a look at the available evidence. Turns  out, that isn’t what happened.

Both of the witnesses saw the car occupied by two assailants prior to the bike rider being struck by the BMW and going through the windshield. That unintended consequence of striking the biker is what caused the BMW to crash and may have prevented more shootings and deaths.

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