by Scott Creighton
MSNBC is asking the important questions about the presidential decision 2012: Who’s funnier?
The president and his “rival’ got together at a lavish Catholic fund raising party (with Cardinal Hush Money, photo at the end of the story) last night taking turns on the stage to who could make more fun of the bullshit they’ve been slopping to the mudpeople over the past 4 months. Oh, there were some funny line written for them too. Take a gander at these why don’t cha?
“Big Bird didn’t even see it coming,” Romney
(yuk yuk yuk)
“Please take your seats. Otherwise, Clint Eastwood will yell at them,” Obama
(a waka waka)
“And by the way, in the spirit of ‘Sesame Street,’ the President’s remarks are brought to you tonight by the letter ‘O’ and the number 16 trillion.” Romney
(whoaa ho ho ho)
“Earlier today, I went shopping at some stores in midtown. I understand Gov. Romney went shopping FOR some stores in midtown,” Obama
(bawaaaa ha ha ha)
Oh how rich, how humorous these men are while locked in such a desperate struggle over the course this nation will take out of this horrible depression. How noble it is of them to be able to put aside the battle for a few moments and find time to laugh at all the campaign non issues they have struggled so valiantly for.
But perhaps the best joke of the night was one carried off by the staff who decided the seating arraignments for the candidates as they put Cardinal Dolan (a.k.a. Cardinal Hush Money) right in between the two of them so that all the American people could see them yuking it up with the guy who paid child rapist priests $20,000 or so to leave the priesthood after they were exposed as pedophiles. Paid ‘em for raping kids. Nice huh?
“A spokesman for the archdiocese confirmed on Wednesday that payments of as much as $20,000 were made to “a handful” of accused priests “as a motivation” not to contest being defrocked.” New York Times