Umar Fizzlepants II: Diaper of Doom Show Reprized

by Scott Creighton

This morning I briefly mentioned the new Umar Fizzlepants story as it related to another story of anther fake bomb plot created and then heroically thwarted by the ever diligent FBI.

Turns out the two stories had more in common that I knew.

Seems like the guy who thwarted the new Fizzlepants “sparkler of doom” pyrotechnic display was in fact the CIA asset who was supposed to carry it out in the first place. Also seems like the guy didn’t just go to his handlers in Yemen to turn over the new and improved Diaper of Destruction, but instead, for some odd reason, he risked life and limb to get over the border carrying an explosive Depends Undergarment to Saudi Arabia and turn it in over there.

That’s the “official story” anyway. I tell you, these things get dumber by the day while the complicit media just grits their collective teeth and marvels at the heroic actions of our CIA/FBI/DHS saviors.

I thank god everyday that I didn’t go to journalism school.

Did FBI Employee Shaquille Azir Set Up His Own Employees in Fake Bombing Plot in Exchange for Light Sentence on Bad Check Charges?

by Scott Creighton

In a word?…. yes

The FBI foiled yet another of the terror plots they created, the CIA saved us all from yet another Umar Fizzlepants, and it turns out that Osama bin Laden wanted to start fires across America and kill Barack Obama because he hates all the “freedom” he has given us.

Yes folks, it’s election time again in America and they need to demonize more radicalized white males, Occupy protesters, and the dreaded “international leftists” since their Hutaree Militia trial went bust. CNN’s headline says it all; “Homegrown Terrorism isn’t just Islamist“

But perhaps the most disturbing aspect off all of these laughingly stupid and insultingly pathetic propaganda campaigns is the fact that the FBI is still looking to prosecute the 5 kids from Cleveland who seem to have been set up by their convicted felon FBI snitch of a boss who has sold them down the river for a few pieces of silver and apparently a light sentence on two new charges of passing bad checks.