Talking Jesus Doll! Made in China

Don’t suck on Jesus’ head! It’s from China! The paint will kill you!

That’s Right! For just the low low price of $19.95 your kids can find JESUS himself under the tree this year! Brought to you exclusively at Walmart! (in select White Trash locations near you!)

Imagine the Adventures your children will have! As jesus and Moses…

set off on Grand Adventures to battle the Evil Liberals!

and after a long battle for goodness and right….

they can stop in and get a little ass from the Mary Doll….

or, if you feel Jesus is more like Ted Haggart, he can lite up some meth and have a go at the David Doll….

(do you think inbreeding made him cross-eyed?)

or, if you like ‘em a little more “ripped”…try Sampson himself..

with his Fists of Anal Fury!!!!

JUST IMAGINE THE JOY!

(from Walmart and China.)

now, in case you find this as hard to believe as I did, see for yourself the story on the news from the area, here, then go to the site I found, here.

Of particular interest is the P31 Doll set, to teach your girls to grow up to be a Proverbs 31 women of tomorrow!